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Urbandictionary.com, this site is funny, you post your town and it defines it the way it really is. So write it where your from and post what it says:

Monticello NY

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)

Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.

Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello high school

Monticello is a town in the Catskill Mountain Region of Upstate New York. It is known as the urban center of a rural area. It is hoem to Sullivan County Jail, Sullivan County Court, and Monticello High School. MHS is known for it's gang problem, as well as several violent incidents in the past couple of years.

There are several crime ridden neighborhoods mostly populated by African Americans and Hispanics, which include Evergreen Housing, and Shaker Heights. They are home to several street gangs including the BG's and L.O.S. (which I have written articles on here at Urban Dictionary)

"Don't go to Monticello, because there is nothing but crime and depression in the town."

hahahahahahahah

i go to school there but live in a nice area like 15 minutes away

 
I didn't get any summarys,b ut I did get this:

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

 
. Rye, NH 7 up, 2 down

A very small and wealthy town in New Hampshire located right on the coast, close to Portsmouth and New Castle. Only about 5,000 people live there and about 1,000 only live there during the summer. All the kids (and even some adults) have wardrobes full of Abercrombie, American Eagle, Polo etc. Although it's a rich community, the town spends nothing on their schools. It's also a basically all-white community.

Only in Rye will you find a 10 year old with his own credit card, decked out in Polo.

pretty much nailed it
 


Sudbury



31 up, 22 down



A

town surrounded by smaller towns. Everyone there is either drunk or

stoned, yay. Smaller towns include Valley East, Falconbridge, Azilda

and Copper Cliff.

Hey guys, lets go get drunk and stoned in Sudbury

 
probly the funniest thing ive seen all day

1. popeye's chicken

2 up, 10 down



Popeye's chicken is when you take the raw skin of a chicken breast and wrap it around an erect penis. then you proceed to insert in the vagina. just before ejaculation you pull out, shove the chicken skin in her mouth, immediately followed by a "nut-busting" in her mouth with the skin still in it. then quickly poke the broad in the eye with the erect penis(preferably both eyes but one will do).

what did you guys eat for dinner last night? i gave her some popeye's chicken.
 
Winnipeg: the only place to have the following seasons. almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. also called 'WinterPeg.'

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.

2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.

3)our football team seems to be getting worse.

4)awesome bands.

5)great party city.

6)easy drugs.

7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).

8)tons of car theft.

9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.

10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.

11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.

12)lots of sluts.

13)the city of rivers.

14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.

15)also called winterpeg.

16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.

17)mosquitos are ridiculous.

18)lots of hippies.

19)its in the middle of nowhere.

20)entrance to western canada.

 
Wingdale, NY -A wonderful town. not too big...but thats what makes it so

great...sweet loving people, who invite you to start knowing them the

minute you move to town. small, country town...has a good amount of

farms...and everyone are friends, a great and wonderful place to grow

up and to live.

WRONG! More like hicksville. the fucking dude behind my development has a GIANT confederate flag up on his trailer garage. Its getting better though. they are tearing down the jail and parts of the old asylum
 
non for my town but a true one for my state:

vermont:

a most excellent state with snowboarding, hiking, sking and of course has the fine the herb marijuana. you can always have a good time in vermont with a spliff in hand, jammin to phish and curing the munchies with a fine bit of ben and jerrys.
 
Crochester

2 up, 1 down



Derogatory term for the city Rochester, MN.

i.e. Croch & ester.

The motto should be: Rochester, the only city in Minnesota to consistently vote Republican!

rochester

14 up, 14 down



The med-city of the US...world, located in south eastern minnesota. Houses mayo clinic. Every day you can find 6-7,000 people that do not live there who are either sick/with their sick relatives/visiting the mayo clinic.

rochester is just full of a bunch of docs! boring!!

Rochester

62 up, 10 down



A sexual maneuver where a girl is titty-fucked until the skin is raw.

Pronounced in Boston accent: Raw-chest-er

Joe: "Man, why is Jamie so pissed at you today?"

Thrasher: "Well, I gave her the rochester last night."

Joe: "Oooh. Understandable."

The first two are incredibly true, and the last one just made me laugh.
 
Melbourne 189 up, 63 down

The worlds greatest City. Home of the AFL grand final, The Boxing Day Test, The MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Australia's greatest arts and theatre scene and full of wonderfully enlightened people who despise Sydney.

When Jesus returns, he will be born in Melbourne, as it is the closest place on earth to heaven.

 


san francisco



419 up, 102 down



A really nice place in CA. Fun places to see, lovely place to stay, nice people, diverse culture.

People who hate San Francisco are just afraid of culture and friendly people.

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San Francisco



206 up, 69 down



This is not only the place I live, it is an outstanding city with a very pleasent area.

It has the golden gate bridge and bay bridge, its own bay, the San

Francisco bay, it is along the Pacific Ocean, and it has a very unusual

climate. It seems more like fall the whole year except for a bit of

winter and a bit of summer.

San Francisco is known for its diverse community, and yes it does have

a lot of gay/lesbians, but it is far from overpopulated with them. It

is an out of the ordinary instance for me, as a San Franciscan, to go

walking somewhere for an hour and see someone who looks to be gay or

lesbian (doesn't happen often...)

There are lots of Azn gangs, and I know lots of people who are involved

with them, but they are getting dealt with appropriately.

The Public School system is totally awesome! I'm in it right now, and

enjoying every second of it, even the "Swimming pool on the roof!"

San Francisco is a city with a great environment, a very liberal site

on the world, a very interesting population, and a very pleasent place

to live (there are lots of cheap places to live in SF also... it isn't

all expencive...)

San Francisco; The city of diversity.

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San Francisco



138 up, 29 down



San

Francisco means so many things to so many people--a superlative in

terms of the kinds of activity and diversity engendered in the most

beautiful city in the world.

Affectionately known by locals as "The City" by the bay, it's unique

topography and eclectic skyline lends a vertical appearance to a

dynamic landscape, containing the world's most treasured examples of

architecture--Transameric a Pyramid, Bank of America Center, Ferry

Building, Golden Gate Bridge, et al.

Akin to Paris and London, San Francisco offers something special for

those living--or visiting--in the area, leaving an indelible impression

to come back for more: Financial District, Fisherman's Wharf, Alcatraz

Island, Union Square, Chinatown, Japantown, etc.

I left my heart in San Francisco. And I can't wait to go back.

~Tagman77

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4.

San Francisco



108 up, 28 down



A

city which is diverse. Every kind of neighborhood and every kind of

person. You can go from the best neighborhood Pacific Heights to the

Fillmore in 4 minutes. Although many believe this city is all rich,

there are some terrible neighborhoods in the south, central, and east

areas of the city.

San Francisco got something for Everyone

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5.

san francisco



104 up, 46 down



awesome

city with less recognition than it deserves. minneapolis in fact has

just as many gays as san francisco. and people who are actually from

here..... NEVER CALL IT FRISCO

east coast guy: man frisco's wicked

san franciscan: thats hella stupid, it's SAN FRANCISCO

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San Francisco



88 up, 38 down



A

Beautiful city full of culture, homosexuals along with heterosexuals

great food, great sites an area where people should not judge till they

go and realize the beauty of it all

When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay ohh i wanna be there in my city. San francisco!!

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San Francisco



79 up, 37 down



Wonderful

city, but the middle class and families — the two elements that make a

city thrive — are becoming an endangered species. San Francisco could

soon become half a playground for hipsters and the nomadic rich, and

half a squalid district for the permanent lower class.

If San Francisco doesn't watch it, it's going to turn into a cross between Carmel and Calcutta.

 
HIGH FIVE FOR MELBOURNE!

heres the rest of the posts.

Melbourne



189 up, 63 down



The

worlds greatest City. Home of the AFL grand final, The Boxing Day Test,

The MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Australia's

greatest arts and theatre scene and full of wonderfully enlightened

people who despise Sydney.

When Jesus returns, he will be born in Melbourne, as it is the closest place on earth to heaven.

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Melbourne



136 up, 56 down



better than sydney... :)

melbourne is the best city in the world

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Melbourne



119 up, 44 down



Really nice city in Victoria, Australia.

Better crime rates than Sydney(main reason why Sydney was rated lower

in the most livable cities thing), much more fashionable and artsy too.

They have great theatre in Melbourne.

 
hahaha

Wicked

To an extreme degree

Originated in Wayne Maine in 1971 or '72 by probably the Dimitri brothers. Widely used in the Winthrop Maine area at that time and was introduced to Boston by those of us going to college in that area.

We had a wicked good time and the band was wicked loud.

 
1. Wilkes-Barre

92 up, 15 down



Ethnic city-ette in Luzerne County, PA. Better than Scranton. Only prob is, nobody seems to know how to pronounce the name of this damn place.

Wilkes-Bar? Wilkes-Baar? Wilks-Barry?

Who knows?

We're passing Wilkes-Barre on your right.

5. wilkes-barre

14 up, 15 down



A city in north eastern pennsylvania, midway right between NYC and Philly. W-B is home to some of the hardest gangsters in the Northeast. There are shootings and stabbings every week in the downtown part of this small ghetto city(or rather, ghetto without a city. Many people think Wilkes-Barre is shitty compared to it's bigger neighbor in Lackawanna county, Scranton(which is also ghetto as hell). But hey, we have a casino, racing track, huge theater complex, ghetto projects, crazy good hardcore and hip-hop scene, dangerous clubs, a huge heroin and crack market,a bunch of gangsta black people and a bunch of old white people. What more can you ask for? WB's is also geting a lot of people moving in from poor places in other North Eastern cities like NYC, Philly, Baltimore, and Newark. Carry some form of protection with you when you're in da Dubya-Bee. and oh yeah, the mall there sucks.

My name's razz da mc and you better be scared, don't call me a pussy nigga 'cause i'm from wilkes-barre

tags w-b diamond city home of planters peanuts gheto without a city scranton's sister

6. Wilkes-Barre

15 up, 69 down



City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.

At least I'm not from Wilkes-Barre

7. Wilkes-Barre

11 up, 66 down



A dump town named after two memebers of the french parliament, John Wilkes and Isaac Barre. And guess what, they never set foot in America. What was once a sprwaling metropolis of 25,000 people, is now a town being overrun by old people, funeral homes, and ghetto drug dealers. Every-where you look, there's a funeral home in some fancy old house and down the road, you'll see another drug deal or shooting taking place. Another thing Wilkes-Barre prides itself in, having the most amount of potholes and closed bridges, and the most run-down and dumpy downtown ever. Main attractions? The yet to be built movie theater..stanton lanes and never forget..Skateaway!!

Come join the fun!!

Well..how bout a garbage dump?

Haha there's a few I posted because they're all so incredibly true and funny
 
none for my city, but a good one for my public school

Redwood High

2 thumbs up



aka Deadwood. The best school in the Tam District. Located in the 415, Yay Area. Reppin' Corte Madera, Larkspur, Ross, Kentfield, Tiburon, and any other districts that let their kids transfer in. It was built on a swamp and looks like a prison. Home of the Giants, the trees, the liberal Marin hippies, and gettin hyphy, RHS is also the campus of Tamiscal and San Andreas. Famous for its senior pranks (chicken incedent) and famous alumni (Robin Williams, Gavin Newsome). RHS is a California Distinguished School and has noteworthy sports teams and arts programs (art, music, drama).

"Dude, there are more Hybrid cars in this lot than there are black students who attend this school."

"Yeah, that's Redwood High for you."
 
lol my city got 2 totally different answers.

London

is a city of about 360 000. It is situated in the heart of

south-western Ontario. The downtown area is currently undergoing a

major re-juvination. City Hall has put a lot of money into the new John

Labatt Centre, to host the London Knights OHL hockey games. They also

invested in a new public library which was voted the best in Ontario.

London is a great place to live, and raise children. Just don't go down

Buley St, Cascade St, or anywhere near Ontario St if you're not

prepared to protect yourself. London is the friggin best city in all of

Ontario.

now for the second one.

The shittiest shithole in Ontario

London is the place you don't want to go

We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.

We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.

If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can

because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish

Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.

But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will

make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.

We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)

We have a terrible bus system

We have a high ass tax rate

And a generally shitty set of leaders.

Who wants directions to london, ontario?

london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.
 
Jerry Seinfeld

The act of a girl giving a man oral sex and when the girl is swallowing the guy says a joke and the girl laughs so hard that male discharge comes out of the girls nose. Just like laughing and drinking milk.

I pulled a Jerry Seinfeld on your mom last night.

 
we have 2 highschools in our town here is mine

Wayne Hills Highschool 19 up, 9 down

*Located in Wayne New Jersey

*Biggest piece of dump in the whole entire world.

*Home to the stupidest people in the Garden State.

*Filled with whores and little skanks

*Oh MY GOD I HATED THIS PLACE!

here is the other

. Wayne Valley 10 up, 2 down

Wayne Valley High School. A school in Wayne in northern New Jersey. Known well for the major drug bust a few years ago and of course a stabbing, also a few years ago. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. After school there is a rush to the A&P parking lot where cigs. can be lit up and food purchased while juniors get in their cars that can't fit in the school lot. Relationships in this school are pretty much based on how high you are on someones Myspace Top 8. Basically drugs, parents cash, hoes.

You go to Wayne Valley?

Yes

Where can i get some good drugs?

Righ here of course!

here is some other shit about our town

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.

Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.

Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.

"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."

Wayne is a typical wealthy suburban community in Passaic County, bordering Bergen County. Most of the town has money, but the rest of Wayne merely pretends with thirty year mortgages and leased luxury cars, or live in the trailer park in the flood section feeding off our parents tax money to attend Wayne schools. Wayne is over 90% white which makes ignorant people freak out when they see someone of color walking down the street, unless its someones house cleaner or landscaper. Why go to Paterson or Newark to get drugs when all you have to do is find a gathering of BMW's and Mercedes' full of 17 yr olds who are willing to dish it out locally. Wayne is a breeding ground for materialistic self-centered people, but we don't care ;)

"Let's go to Wayne and get some rich white girl punani"

"Honey, is that a black family moving into that house?"

"No, its just the neighbors landscapers..."

"Oh thank god...!"

 
1. brossard

a province of china, but near the south shore of montreal in canada

OMFG you drew the frickin map of china without brossard!!!!

ahah soooo true
 
. Oconto Falls, Wisconsin 2 up, 5 down

A mall town of under 5,000 residents. Contains the middle and high schools of the Oconto Falls School district. The large district accepts a schools from many tiny surrounding schools.

Oconto Falls is home to a large population of pregnant teens, druggies, and regular boozers.

See also Zero Falls, Oconto Falls Pond, and niglette.

Girl from Oconto: Hey, let's go to Oconto Falls, because Oconto only has Happy Garden, and hang out becuase it's better there.

Some other Girl from Oconto: You're damn right. Zero Falls is the shiznit.

HAHA FUNNY HAPPY GARDEN IS THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, IM FROM OCONTO AND GLAD IM NOT FROM ZERO FALLS...PEOPLE CONFUSE THEM A LOT THOUGH
 
. Akron 20 up, 1 down

The Rubber Capital of the world, former Bowling Capital of the world and at one point the Marble Capital as well. The first city to ever use police cars and the home of the All American Soap Box Derby. Also, Alocholics Annomyous was founded in Akron and the first ever meeting was held in Stan Hywett Hall, home of the Seiberling family (founders of Goodyear). As well as being the home of LeBron James its the meth capital of the US with over 200 meth lab busts last year. Depending on where you live it can be a nice place to live. It is also known as the Rubber City.

You know LeBron James? Well he grew up in Akron, Ohio.

 
B-Town

17 up, 44 down



Burlington, Vermont. Number one city for living in the US, consecutively.

Yo them b-town bitches is scandalous!

b town

8 up, 13 down



Local reference to the largest city in Vermont: Burlington. Also known as the "Queen City."

You going to b town this weekend the see Phish play at Nectors and get some gravy fries?
 
Vancouver:

That city where if you own a house already, you can sell it and buy

two of the same in Toronto, or three in Calgary, or an entire street in

Winnipeg.

or

A city whose citizens feel the need to remind you over and over again

just how beautiful the city is, and just how pathetic and square you

are from being from the province of Ontario.

Hahaha..

 
for fair lawn, nj. i used to spend a lot of time there but then some shit happen so not as much anymore but i thought it was pretty fucking funny

1. Fair Lawn 109 up, 21 down

A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.

Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.

As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.

 
1. Mt. Lebanon 61 up, 16 down

A community in Pittsburgh, PA featuring a mass of preppy kids going to school separated from the real world. The average Mt. Lebanon student can be found sporting a North Face backpack, North Face fleece (black for the popular kids), and a ralph lauren polo. Also referred to as "The Bubble" or "Lebo."

Mt. Lebanon is a great place to raise kids, but keeps them isolated from anything in the real world

tags mount lebanon lebo usc mtl mt. lebo

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2. Mt. Lebanon 61 up, 16 down

A community in Pittsburgh, PA featuring a mass of preppy kids going to school separated from the real world. The average Mt. Lebanon student can be found sporting a North Face backpack, North Face fleece (black for the popular kids), and a ralph lauren polo. Also referred to as "The Bubble" or "Lebo."

Mt. Lebanon is a great place to raise kids, but keeps them isolated from anything in the real world

 


4.

upstate new york



74 up, 18 down



Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

 
albany 13 up, 27 down

The capital city of the state of New York. Used to have a big DDR scene at Crossgates Mall, but the scene has pretty much died since the end of summer 2004, with the occasional beginner level player. The actual city is bigger than you would think. With a lot of people walking around in both Crossgates Mall and the actual city (Crossgates Mall is actually situated in Guilderland, a suburb about 1.5 miles from the inner city). Julian's, a club in downtown, is a good place to have a party, dance, eat food, and get some good ole beer. While being a small city, it still has a lot to do and a good punk/emo/hardcore scene.

Albany, also known as "EAST BUMFUCK" to a bunch of ignorant people from NYC is possibly the best city in Upstate

 
sorry about double post but this one was funny to

albany 159 up, 26 down

The number ONE party place to chill, where 16 years old go to Paulies and the Post, while any legal drinker heads to WT's for their awesomely amazing wings and 85 cent beers at happy hour. Quite the college town where cabs are 3 bucks a head, girls wear tank tops and flipflops in the middle of the dead winter, you can buy pizza at 4AM, chalk your id and expect the bouncer to not only let you in but complement the fine art. Every other person who goes to Albany is either from NYC and LI and don't understand the difference between Upstate and Western NY, wear abercrombie and hollister with their tims. You wonder why people play in the water on fountain day when you obviously see snow on the ground, can't remember why you came here, except for the fact that you couldn't make Cornell or NYU and wanted to save money. Actually, you had no choice, but you read enough about the school in Princeton Review. The public bus makes its own schedule when you need it on weekends, and your car stays in its parking spot until the snow starts to melt in april. You envy those who live in the mustard complex with their heat and free laundry, but your lottery number is well over a 1000 so you head downtown, where you can never sleep, occasionally have your car towed or hit by another driver, and take advantage of the location by becoming a local at cagneys, chubby's, sadies, or stonecrow. You don't understand "downtown" past Quail street until you become 21 and venture off to Lark and S. Pearl. Ahh, this is ALBANY for you.

I've got 8 dollars and need to get smashed, that's cover cab, cover, and drinks in Albany!

 
some of it is true, but for my highschool being full of skanks and whores and the dumbest ppl, i would have to disagree, and to the people who lease out all luxury cars and feed off of their parents, not all enitrely true either, but damn u really wanna stat another arguement over jersey? and how many times have u been to wayne? and driving through doesn't count
 
weird that describes the town i live in called sudbury...except we are rich bitches who are always stoned. haha and we are surronded by small towns for the most part.
 
this isn't my town, but one near by

spokompton



8 up, 19 down



Spokane,WA mixed with Compton. This is becuase of how alot of spokane is like Compton. The hood. The Ghetto. Only a small portion of spokane is nice, mostly the north side. There are to many murders,rapes,and drug busts there. Especially the infamouse area of Hilliyard.

 
 
here's just a little of what my current town is all about.... I think it shows both sides of the story...

1. Reno

1.a place in nevada where Californians go to get a cheap house. 2.If you are considered diffferent you will be systematicaly detroyed by the white rich kids.

Stay away from private schools

2. Reno

A place where toothless strippers and worn out prostitutes go to die

Did you see Bertha? She Renoed herself like her older sister Bessie.

3. Reno

Best city in the world!!!!

Throw it up fo' tha "NO" if u rep the 775!!!
 
here's some more funny ones...

1. Reno rubber whacker



a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

2. Reno style



Adjective used to emphasize how much something blows or sucks dick. It cannot be translated literally...maybe the closest thing to it is "a lot".

Ja Rule was hardcore at first, but now he just blows goats, Reno style.

3. Reno'd



To piss on a girl after she passes out, then lie about the whole thing

dude, you just got reno'd

4. Lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

5. UNR

University of Nevada Reno

thats pretty much it right there.

6. mormon

1. 99% live in Utah.

2. Napoleon Dynamite is their hero.

3. believe green jello is a sacred food.

4. have 28045345.5 kids.

5. use slang curse words: oh my ____ (heck, gosh, fetch...)

6. pretty much have the hottest girls around...

Oh my gosh are the Smiths mormons?! We better have a party so they can bring some frickin' sweet green jello!...

7. dubs T

a white underground rapper form Lake Tahoe, commonly refered to as the "white kong." He is know to be involved in graff, undergroud gambling, drug dealing, and weapons smuggling. Few have seen his underground shows, yet everyone knows his mo flows. He earned his official street cred from a drive-by shooting, and subsequently from his murderous rampages in San Quintin with the street gang MS-13.

dubs T was in the club the other night, gettin crunk.

if you haven't heard of dubs T, you haven't been to Tahoe yet.
 
HAHAHAHA!

poughkeepsie, ny

a small city in the hudson valley.

all of the people who live in the rest of the hudson valley are scared to go here cause they're from the middle of nowhere.

jon (from highland, ny)- let's go to po-town tonight.

carl (from millbrook,ny)- hell no man, i dont wanna get shot up. im a pussy.

jon - yeah you are.

carl - so are you.

jon - .....so

 
Washington DC

Other than being the capital of the U.S., D.C. is known for having a predominantly Black population (not counting those that live in the outside suburbs, but go to work in the city). From this large Black population, D.C. has developed a very distinctive culture including its Go-Go music, mambo sauce, and style of dress for the younger population (a style that is very different from other metro areas that imitate NYC for the most part). And, like many other large metro area, the people here have a their own slang and accent, one that is cross-bred from both the South and the North. Despite the recent developement projects going on there, the SouthEast section of DC is popularly known as the most dangerous area of the town. In addition, many long-time DC residents have been moving to the bordering counties such as Prince George's County, MD, Charles County, MD, and Alexandria, VA.

America's largest open air shooting gallery.

 
1. Baldwinsville

23 up, 6 down



A.K.A : B'ville

No where town somewhere outside of Syracuse, NY. Has a "downtown" and its best feature is an "island" with an amplitheater. No social life can sustain life here. If you ever find yourself in Baldwinsville, run away.

I'm from Baldwinsville.

Where?

Ummm...Syracuse.

HAHA lol its kinda right
 
I'm embarassed to be from here...

1. upper saddle river



Rich ass town in Bergen County. home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

GOTTA LOVE USR! REPRESENT!

random outoftownie 1: "omg upper saddle river girls are so slutty and spoiled"

random outoftownie 2: oh come on u know everyone from our town is just jealous

random outoftownie 1: yea thats true, i wish i was rich enough to live there.

1. Northern Highlands

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The Ritz Carlton of high schools on the East Coast. Some would tout Highlands in comparison to the popular Laguna Beach Orange County HS. A place where gucci, armani and abercrombie and ficth are standard as school uniform. The parking lot is a goldmine filled with Jags, Chrome rims, and your garden variety of Mom's and Dad's 50 G cars. Football team blows but no one shows up for sport, they show up to be noticed. If you've ever seen Mean Girls then you can imagine the taste of the Highlands social environment. Don't be mislead, money doesn't grow on trees, but it seems to flow out of daddy's wallet.

Despite the aristocracy, don't get me wrong...our girls are the hottest on the east coast, our parties can only be explained by Ludacris when he says "(area code)201...so much green, so much fun", and if i didn't mention our girls are one of a kind...

So if you ever move to the 201, be a fuckin' legend, be a Highlander.

Man 1 : "Yo dude, you know what high school kicks the shit out of ours"

Man 2 : "No bro, I don't"

Man 1 : "Northern Highlands"

Man 2 : "Oh ye, their bitches are flawless"
 
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