Urban Dictionary your first name
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GORlLLA
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So I totally slept through classes today, this was the #5 definition but it made me and my roomate laugh.
Greg-Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea
#1 Definition is:
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
Greg-Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea
#1 Definition is:
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
kepler.
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Mine pretty much win. Not only am I great at pleasin' the ladies. But I've got a big dick and I'm marijuana. Oh yeah, plus I can turn in to a grizzly bear!
ben 1137 up, 450 down love it hate it
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"
and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
Ben 1092 up, 442 down love it hate it
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
ben 1131 up, 519 down love it hate it
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
Ben 625 up, 228 down love it hate it
Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a fucking ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben
ben 669 up, 363 down love it hate it
A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz
Ben ate all the salmon in that pond!
ben 1137 up, 450 down love it hate it
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"
and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
Ben 1092 up, 442 down love it hate it
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
ben 1131 up, 519 down love it hate it
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
Ben 625 up, 228 down love it hate it
Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a fucking ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben
ben 669 up, 363 down love it hate it
A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz
Ben ate all the salmon in that pond!
DirtYStylE
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You must hate you life. A lot
.AR6rider.
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Hey that's my name too!
ShredTheGnarnia
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afton_steeze
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Afton
1. A girl who is nearly perfect in every way
4. A girl that is sexually affiliated with many men at once.
5. Whore who doesn't pay rent and uses all of the hot water in the shower, leaving none for anybody else.
Sickkkkkk.
1. A girl who is nearly perfect in every way
4. A girl that is sexually affiliated with many men at once.
5. Whore who doesn't pay rent and uses all of the hot water in the shower, leaving none for anybody else.
Sickkkkkk.
jayamait
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1.Jay646 up, 176 down 
A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette.If you're coming to my house bring a case of beer and a jay.get this def on a mug 
by Monkeypirate Aug 15, 2005 share this2.jay566 up, 250 down Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot.Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?"
Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good."
Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!"
A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette.If you're coming to my house bring a case of beer and a jay.get this def on a mug by Monkeypirate Aug 15, 2005 share this2.jay566 up, 250 down Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot.Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?"Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good."
Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!"
Elijah.
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Elijah
1. The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body.
2.the first name
a) of a hobbit,
b) a catholic prophet,
c) the representative of the seventh district of maryland,
d) the first name of the rock-socksiest boy around.
3.The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.
1. The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body.
2.the first name
a) of a hobbit,
b) a catholic prophet,
c) the representative of the seventh district of maryland,
d) the first name of the rock-socksiest boy around.
3.The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.
Petey.
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1.Peter1105 up, 506 down Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'get this def on a muglovely sweet lush gorgeous peter
by Dah-ling Jan 12, 2008 share this2.peter1024 up, 496 down machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazypeter sure knows how to drive me insane
Oh that's legit. haha
Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.'I love Peter.''Same, he's a great guy.'get this def on a mug
lovely sweet lush gorgeous peterby Dah-ling Jan 12, 2008 share this2.peter1024 up, 496 down
machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazypeter sure knows how to drive me insaneOh that's legit. haha
ONTerriible
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HIgh Five, my name is kevin too
reverendwrong
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Ryan 3344 up, 1416 down
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
ryan 4374 up, 2519 down
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
ryan 2782 up, 1728 down
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel n******
Ryan 1501 up, 828 down
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
Ryan 1639 up, 1165 down
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan 1054 up, 862 down
a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.
wow.....hahaha
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
ryan 4374 up, 2519 down
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
ryan 2782 up, 1728 down
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel n******
Ryan 1501 up, 828 down
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
Ryan 1639 up, 1165 down
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan 1054 up, 862 down
a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.
wow.....hahaha
skiP.E.I.
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1.will1332 up, 686 down Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legsim looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks!get this def on a mug by W-Unit Oct 5, 2003 share this2.will1126 up, 512 down a studstudget this def on a mug by Kristen Oct 3, 2003 share this3.Will1161 up, 601 down The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL
Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legsim looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks!get this def on a mug by W-Unit Oct 5, 2003 share this2.will1126 up, 512 down a studstudget this def on a mug by Kristen Oct 3, 2003 share this3.Will1161 up, 601 down The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL
skiP.E.I.
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wtf? didn't post the other 4
4.Will690 up, 365 down A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.
A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.
Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.
Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai."He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him!" Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"get this def on a mugby Dura Mar 1, 2005 share this5.Will209 up, 139 down A hottie, almost equal in human magnetism to a Libby.Golly gosh, that Will is almost a Libbyget this def on a mug arrogant blonde braveheart mildly amusing volleys
by es. Feb 27, 2008 share this6.WILL218 up, 163 down one of the sexiest people beside crii crii 
so chea he sexi n all u haters know u wanna do like him
Will is my sexi gardener =]get this def on a mugsexi people crii crii haters gardener
by cri cri Jan 22, 2008 share this7.Will162 up, 119 down A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking shit and smoking marijuana; a G.Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot campget this def on a mug william g pimp walker robert
by tp boy Jul 13, 2008 share this
4.Will690 up, 365 down
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.
Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.
Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai."He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him!" Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"get this def on a mug
by Dura Mar 1, 2005 share this5.Will209 up, 139 down A hottie, almost equal in human magnetism to a Libby.Golly gosh, that Will is almost a Libbyget this def on a mug arrogant blonde braveheart mildly amusing volleysby es. Feb 27, 2008 share this6.WILL218 up, 163 down
one of the sexiest people beside crii crii so chea he sexi n all u haters know u wanna do like him
Will is my sexi gardener =]get this def on a mug
sexi people crii crii haters gardenerby cri cri Jan 22, 2008 share this7.Will162 up, 119 down
A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking shit and smoking marijuana; a G.Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot campget this def on a mug william g pimp walker robertby tp boy Jul 13, 2008 share this
Lemuel
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Peter
1105 up, 506 down
Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'
peter
1024 up, 496 down
machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy
peter sure knows how to drive me insane
peter
1178 up, 723 down
the penis (see also cock,pecker)
He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone
peter
371 up, 200 down
sweetest man, "absobloodylutely amazing", perfect...no other words that describe you better
040306-040406
peter has been exactly what i needed this year.
Peter
173 up, 101 down
A name for a courageous boy.
"Peter was a courageous boy. At dawn he could feel fear stick to his skin like dew on leaves..."
Peter
206 up, 141 down
sexy white man
Peter is so sexy and his body is hot!
Peter
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-Probably the most amazing guy you'll ever meet.
-The guy I'm in love with. :]
-He makes up funny words such as "Georofia," which means the line between Georgia and Florida.
-My life.
-Peter's so amazing, I love him so much.
-Peter's such a geek, he's the best person in the world. :]
-I love you, Peter.
I felt that I had to put all of them haha. Although a Peter probably already posted them. And I got them all on a mug.
Lesley
Amazing, absolutely beautiful, perverted, so fun to be with.
will make you feel so special.
the most amazing girlfriend you can ever have.
great kisser.
you can get lost in her gorgeous eyes.
you will love her
likes to argue a lot and needs to be punished for it
Amazing girl that basically rocks everybody's world. She is totally classy and an awesome friend.
Amazing, absolutely beautiful, perverted, so fun to be with.
will make you feel so special.
the most amazing girlfriend you can ever have.
great kisser.
you can get lost in her gorgeous eyes.
you will love her
likes to argue a lot and needs to be punished for it
Amazing girl that basically rocks everybody's world. She is totally classy and an awesome friend.
sarahskis
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Sarah
1613 up, 700 down
the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer
and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with heromg did u see that sarah girl over there?
yea isnt she the coolest? ya, dont forget the nicest!
Brenone
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Brendan
405 up, 351 down
What Tom Cruise called his penis.
Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
39 up, 12 down
A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
405 up, 351 down
What Tom Cruise called his penis.
Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
39 up, 12 down
A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
CHEEZ--IT
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Sullivan
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The Master Chief of the Shocker, Spocker, and the show Stopper.
Likely very short for his age, though has enough to please every girl he meets.
Will say that he'll bring a towel for when he pulls out, but really wont.
Is bizzarely attracted to girls with saggy tits.
Sullivan: I brought the PB. ON YOUR KNEES NOW!
Saggy Tits: You got the towel?
Sullivan: Of course Bitch, now TOSS MY SALAD
or
Sully
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Get a girl mid-orgasm, pass out drunk and pee inside of her.
"I've been cleaning piss out of my vagina all day because some asshole gave me a Sully last nite."
bradcoffey
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Brad586 up, 344 down
Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams.Mines gotta be up there being one of the best
EastCoast315
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ANDYa man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.theres never been anyone better then Andy
icrashoften
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Joe
254 up, 98 down
amazing guy who knows how to treat some one right. some one who has
gone through a huge life changing stage but has amazing friends and
girl to keep him going through the hard time. Loves to act funny yet
knows how to be serious.
wow that joe is amazing
get this def on a mug
hilarious
sexy
comanding
comando
passioante
naughty
by Lanna kwekuf
Feb 14, 2009
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JOE
935 up, 877 down
Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
Oh the Irony...