Urban Dictionary Ski Patrol

I was surfin around on urban dictionary and came across this, I thought it was hillarious

ski patrol

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People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH

I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

 
from past expierience in my 12 years of skiing, ski patrol has never given me a straight or logical answer all the ones ive met are so stupid
 
There's a lot of really chill ski patrolers and then there are a lot how are on a power trip. It's just like anything else and all depends on the person.
 
i try to make it a general rule not to piss off the people who would need to come save my ass if something went wrong. Some of them are douches, but a lot of them are just chill guys who like to ski
 
Cmon guys dont take it too seriously. I am a member of the National Ski Patrol, and I thought it was hillarious, its just funny. Y SO SERIOUS?
 
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