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Walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

"She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again."
 
Chode Cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

"Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world."

ahahahah i cracked up at that
 
i had a thread like this a while back for this site but this is my town, well the town i go to school in. its mad funny

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)

Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.

Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
 


1.

QUABBING A TWAB



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When

your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you

hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a

shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your

done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

 
1. frozen alaskan pipeline 5 up, 5 down

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

"That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell."

hehehe i cant believe i just posted that

 
1. ass 2191 up, 288 down

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

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weeda



(aka G) The cross between a Marijuana plant and any other plant that can give it flavor. It is most commonly crossed with a strawberry plant or blueberry. It looks very much like marijuana, but can usually be 2 to 5 times more potent than usual marijuna and smell a little different, like the other plant you crossed it with.

A cross between marijuana and strawberry

A cross between marijuana and blueberry

"Damn this weeda is good"

"Hell yes, dat shit be burnin' my throat like a mutha"
 
Peaseki

A big faggot

a kid with a receding hairline

twitchy

no friends, his own fault

god wants you dead

hey peaseki! dont call someone by their last name, its racist. It is not ya fag, god wants you dead.

 
Vermont

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A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?

Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

haha yesssss
 
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