Urban+cops=shutdown

some cops are cool, but most of them are mad gay cause they just say i have to kick you out of i could lose my job even though it is complete bullshit

 
Never really had a problem with cops. We went last weekend and 3 cars stopped by at differebt times, none of them kicked us out. 1 said that if anyone asked, he had never stopped by, the next wanted to see us do it, and the next wanted to see the video footage we had so far.

 
^^That's cool

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i was at UVM in burlington shooting a big down flat down with no inrun with anthony and another h3o kid...the setup was almost a step on and there were 3 picknick tables and two trash cans somehow piled together to make it all work. So apparently anthony had been there two weeks before and got kicked out before they even set up..so im hitting it and im getting super close to nailing it. A security guy comes out and i pretty much clean it right as he walks up..he says we should pack up and go and we agreed and he left. But instead we stayed, and i kept trying it to get it perfectly. Sure enough a cop rolls in and its the same one that kicked anthony out two weeks prior. Anthony doesnt realize this yet, and walks up to him preparing his standard bs. The cop realizes immediately and says "hey didnt i tell you not to do this a few weeks ago?" anthony replies "ummmmm" the cop says"i told you that if you ever came back you would get trespassing charges!" anthony said "wellllll i thought we might you know uh.....try it over christmas break....you werent supposed to uh...be here now..." yea so the cop let us go again but im pretty sure anthony wont be going back to that rail anytime soon

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
American idol is the most worthless show ever on tv. There are some good clips of cops shutting down urban rail stuff on the high five bonus.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
if offtrail wasn't going to get a copy of the movie anyway, i would have to say his tale is the best. i think people/cops should be this easy going such as justin's story.

since he can't win i am going to have to go with...

 
east coast de... is currently the dopest tale. so simple, so blatantly committing the "crime" in front of the pos. i love the title "shit" when the bacon cruises by. because some of the hard, the hungry, and the jibbless get wild hairs up their arses to go out in the summer urban air to slay, we will have to wait until august 31st to declare a winner.

east coast send me your mailing address to keep on record. nice work.

 
bump this shyt nigz

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy

""who are the consumers, what are they consuming, why are you not filtering the poison they are spooning... where you gonna be when the murder rate starts balooning... coming to your senses on some who the fuck made you king!" aesop rock
 
Doing the haystack quadkink in vt:

day 1 - cop tells us to leave, we leave

day 2- different cop tells us to leave, we leave

vescovi asks for me to go once more, he says no

day 3- 6am, security comes, we just see them and begin tearing apart before they can say anythign. he opens his mouth and we just say we're leaving before he can get it out. we leave

wilmington very sketch down rail...all curvy and upy and downy, probably 75 foot or so.

wilmington, vt

i have to start a few feet into the street, getting pushed by 2 people, and still can't get enough speed. 1/8 mile or so from police station, within viewing distance easily. we're like in the middle of the road.

some old lady watches, saying "sometimes i go XC in the field back there (pointing), but i could never do anything like this."

FINALLY a cop drives by...every car until that point has scared us. he says "someone called, you guys have to pack up."

me "can we do just a few more?"

him" well, i'm leaving now...but....well, bye".

i try 5 or so more times, then leave to not push it too much.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
me, abek, chris culnane, rom, collin, and a bunch of kids from hood were setting up rails at mammoth near where they were storing them. we just all picked them up and carried them up to snow. we made a flat-down-flat-down-flat-gap-flat. we found shovels and some salt too. thennn the mammoth management drove by very briefly then left, so we thought they didnt care, and we continued. about half an hour later some old management guy came and told us we should think about leaving soon, he was being pretty cool, but then drew, one of the kids from hood, decided he should swear at the guy, which made him very angry, he took down mine, drew's, and rom's license plate numbers and said if we didnt leave he would report trespassing to the police and prosecute us. then he radioed in to wherever his evil base of operations was and told everyone to call the police if they saw kids poaching rails.

that was long...

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
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there is the picture of the rail we put together

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
gosh...

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ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
AAAA WHATEVERRRRR

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ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
someone marginally competent, you could help me out if you wanted.....

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
he almost got me in trouble, becasue i had my car there...even though i didnt do anything. gosh.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
we were doing this long flat rail to C and to get enough speed we had to set up this huge runway and when it was finnally set up i did i speed check and it was good so i hit it and did about 20 to 25 feet of it so then i headed back up and the cops came and they were like you cant do this and my one friend was like just one hit and he said no so my friend was like what if we just come back and hit when your gone then the cop was like if i catch you you will go to jail it ended up being preety funny.

 
haha!! haha!! thats awesome

'A vast majority of our imports come from outside of the country' - George Bush

$cotty

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
east coast destruction your friends have really bad steeze.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
FUck the cops in america there fucking gay, in switzerland the cops just walked past us doing a big ledge infront of a church and laughed at us, but thats the difference between america and europe.

Offer the cops a donut or as i do pretend you dont speak english and yell swear words at them in french its fun to call a cop a cock sucking mother fucker to his face and he has no idea what your talking about.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
rom mycucci tryed that rail?

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
EastCoast_Destruction's is the lucky winner.

Nice short, especially the "shit" graphic when the cops drive by.

You will receive a copy of Booter Crunk soon.

 
last year we tried do an urban and there was a HUGE truck left full of snow with the keys in the ignition at the ice rink where we get snow. basiccly somone threw on a ski mask and stole the truck, drove it to the urban. then while trying to climb the grasshill that led the top of the urban(so we could drop right out of the back of the truck) the truck rolled back and got stuck. we ditched the truck and drove away. never heard about it again.

and last night an urban was busted by a cop, he was really nice and said he would let us stay, but it was his first year and he didnt want to get fired, cause someone reported us. whatever, i got it all on film.

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im going to try something sunday. i have a shitty wood box i want to set up, but i really want to find a good rail. my only question is what is with salt or sand? i heard someone up there mention it. i figured all i needed was some snow.

back to the original
 
To start off I'm going to give some backround information to set the mood of this story. Me and my friends live in a very rural town where there is no urban rail within 40 miles. Comming across a hittable urban rail around here is so rare that not one of our friends have cleaned one ever, so just the thought of hours work of shoveling and prepping just for the chance at doing one rail was an un-reachable fantasy of satisfaction seeked by everyone. This was about to change in the summer of last year.

Every year the students at our highschool, in order to graduate as a senior, have to do this thing called a senior project. One student decided to build a walk bridge from the upper parking lot to the lower parking lot, which where seperated by a mucky little stream. Upon completion of his project came birth of a 30ft. long, flat wooden rail; our very first and only urban rail. Everyday walking up to the upper parking lot I would gently drag my hand across the rail dreaming of one day greasing it and with that the title of being the first one out of the school to have slid an urban rail. This daily ritual continued through the fall season until my chance to make my dream become a reality arose.

It was around noon time, blue sky, raw and cold outside with far less than par snow to work with. So basically in other words it was just another east coast winter day. Armed with a shovel, a bar of cheap rub-on wax and my car blasting tunes out of open doors, I got to work. After almost 3 hours of building up a decent kicker and run-in out of crusty, somewhat grainy snow and waxing up the rail, my dream was about to become a reality. First hit, didn't even make it on the rail, back ski catches and less than gracefully fall off onto the wooden deck. Not phased at all by the conditions that where handed to me: little speed, bad snow conditions, kicker 2 ft. shorter than the rail, I was just happy to be there having that opportunity.

Try after try I continued to even get close to sliding half the rail. I wouldn't admit it to myself but this rail was really kicking my ass, rejecting me at every attempt. Around the 7th or 8th attempt, I noticed a lone car, unmarked police car, sitting no more then 50 yards. away from me watching me hike back up to the top of the in-run like a hawk about to swoop in on it's unsuspecting prey. Common sense got the better of me and before the car moved, I took off my skis to go meet my inevitable fate of being thrown of the premisis.

Within a few days the word of my attempts on the rail filled my friends with the ambition to do the same. Through the magic and wonders of internet, we organized a time and date to finally put this rail to rest. The date was set for a month later at the annual winter dance held at the school itself which seemed like a perfect time because all the faculty and staff, along with the police where tied up in the dance so no chance of being busted. The date was set, people where going to be there, the snow conditions where going to be much improved and no risk of the po-po, seemed like the perfect plan.

Once again my daily ritual continued of dragging my hand across the rail thinking of that night where we would actually be able to grease our first urban rail. The night came and we all met at the upper parking lot just as the dance was supposed to begin. Talking to each other, I have to admit we where about as giddy as a bunch of highschool girls on prom night. The work began and about as quickly as we where shoveling, the cars came rolling in past us dropping off kids to the dance. Every car that came in that parking lot made our hearts skip a beat in fear that one of them was going to shine blues and end our night and ruin the well thought out plan all in under 30 seconds.

"Too many kids are talking, this isn't going to work." My friend warned us about all the kids that payed us a visit before walking into the dance. Regardless, this was just too great we continued shoveling until it was all set. With a more than ideal run-in, kicker and car headlights for light, it was go time. Out of the three of us (only two twin-tippers in the school, and one snowboarder) we got a fair share at attempting the rail. At one point we where sliding about half of it which just built us up to try and try again. This was soon to end as too much attention was drawn to us and my friend's premonition soon came true. One of the school's staff came out and broke it up for us to later find out that one of our own snowboarding friends betrayed us and ratted us out to the staff at the dance. The only choice we had was to go and enjoy the dance fully equipped in our snow gear or head home (which all did except for me). The whole duration of the dance I sat outside at one of the available picnic tables and just stared at that wooden rail that has plagued and taunted me all winter. Eventually I admitted defeat and headed to sleep it off and leave it as just another failure... Well until next winter at least.

 
hahah thats perfect

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
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