Urban+cops=shutdown

pikupfulofsnow

pikupfulofsnow

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when you ns kiddies are not viewin', typin', and feelin' the days gettin' warmer, what sort of urban setups have you been tryin'?

post your unsuccessful stories of when you have gathered the snow into the g-ride, nailed together the stolen wood dropin' ramp, spent your last dollar on salt, brought out the shitpair skis, and brought it altogether with a stressful rush to a rail you have lookin' at for months/years...all to have it be smothered by greasy pigfat bacon and shutdown.

the best TRUE Cop shutdown story with a picture of the rail will receive a free copy of our (RAGE Films) upcoming film BOOTER CRUNK.

 
This one time, a friend and I shoveled a whole shit load of snow into the back of his S10 from a local ice rink. We then brought the snow to a local elementary school where there was this decent/kind of small flat-down rail. We spent many hours transporting the snow from the back of his truck to make a small runway and jump in front of the rail. (the ground in front of the rail was just slightly down hill) We finally got it all set up and it was time to try it. We both tried it at least 12 times and died everytime. Then the local police showed up and wrote us up a uniform law citation for our destructive acts and told us to leave.

It sucked that we never got the rail at that time, but later that year (this past season) we went back to the rail and got it no problem. switch on and off and second stage and all that good stuff.

Daze of the Seize'n

 
well i was shootin a rail with symms and andreas a while back. it was a down flat 30deg kink to the right down flat down. super tech and tight. We were 5 minutes away from being done, when the fuzz showes up. it is like 2 in the morning and the town is dead.

cop"so what you guys up too?"

symms "well, we were thinking about trying to ski on this rail"

cop "you are going to drop in off that thing?(looking at our drop-in that was obviously too small"

symms "were going to try"

cop "well don't get hurt and if i get any complaints i will have to ask you guys to leave"

symms "....OK"

cop "see you guys later"

the cop never came back and we hit it till 6 in the morning. they both got it. it was some amazing footie. you'll have to wait for war and 11th hour to see that shit though

hahahaha

i just like tellin stories.

"The Eleventh Hour"

Fall 2005 Off Trail Productions
 
a couple years ago, when the Right Side productions boys and myself were just getting into slidin rails, we built a portable drop-in set up that was designed to sit in the back of a pick up truck. We were getting good at the routine. Ditch the ramps in a quiet spot, get some snow, set everything up.... it was getting smooth, Good times. . . Anyways, someone scoped out a rail in Storrs CT. Right between (2) 5,000 person dorms that was about a 40 footer. (its the longest urban rail in the trailor to unspoken www.rightsideproductions.com) we get all set up, Justin drove his truck up the stairs, parked on the top and had the ramp set up. I had my ride at the bottom, blairing music, getting some stuff to pass out to chicks ready to go. Ten skiers and boarders were all suited up ready to slay this thing. The halogen work Lights were plugged into the dorms sockets and we were ready to session. What happened next, I'm a bit blurry on due to the time elapsed, but I do remember the crowd gathering due to the rawkus going on, and the crashing that ensued do to most of our inabilities to focus. I think we all got at least one hit in before the cops showed up. we had been busted before, so no body really freaked, actually, we had gotten good at talkin ourselves out of trouble in the past. Figuring that this time would be no different, I approached one of the officers to explain what it was that we were doing. At that very momment, I had gun drawn on me, this other kid was cuffed and up against a cruiser, Mike almost landed on a cop who wasnt paying attention to a snowboarder tryin the rail and the night was just about to begin. They had never seen anything like this and decided that being complete assholes was the only way to take control of the situation. I guess spanish cops in connecticut havnet heard of skiing down stairs while you're drinking, and didnt like the idea. But they were safe, the 5 cruisers were more than sufficent to subdue a bunch of low lifes like ourselves. Some how, by showing them stickers and ski magazines that were covering the 30 racks, bought to get underage broads hammered, we convinced them that we were professionals, filming for advertising spots on a photo incentive program, and that the college knew we were there...

that was probably one of my better cops suck kind of momments, cause we all but got thrown out of the campus where we were staying, 6 hours from where we lived, at 10pm at night. Luckily, there were those 90 beers to keep us occupied in a blimpies parking lot until we squeeked our way back onto campus.

 
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/LoadVideo.php4?vid_id=13139

that's a 116 ft. rail we found and decided to go hit up, at first we had no idea how we were going to even get a shot at trying it because it was a popular place for cops to hang out so we took our time and made several trips just to build the run in. when it was finally time to hit it a bunch of janitors came out yellign so we darted out for a while. when we got back and alex mitchell and i had a few tries the cops came. in one of the shots you can see the cop turning in as i'm headed for the rail, next season we'll be back doing this rail, and hopefully not getting busted.

www.lonesomepineproductions.com

COM
ING SOON

 
it was extremely funny because there was a basketball game going on inside the school and we were being looked at by EVRYONE. the people at Mcdonalds were weirded out by the fact that there were a bucnh of kids in ski gear goign back every half hour.

the cop wasn't all that mad though, he actually told us to try a spot where cops didn't go much..but still said if we went back we were screwed.

www.lonesomepineproductions.com

COM
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one time I got arrested for 2nd degree arson, and got banned from cu's campus for a year. So that shut down all of their campus rails, so really It's like I got kicked out of O say, 40 rails/ledges. Thats the winning story, gimme the movie.

My weiner is probably harder than yours.
 
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My weiner is probably harder than yours.
 
thats fucking awesome^ arson kicks ass

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"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
Me and some of my friends went to this arena to do this bike rack as a rail. Since it was in September there was only snow from the ice rink. We didn’t have lots a speed so we had to pole whip each other. We did it a couple times but it got pretty boring after a while so we decided to go do this hand rail not far away. WE took all our gear and went there. But then some security dudes came out of this building and told us we couldn’t do it because it was private property. So we then decided to take a bike rack and put it at the bottom of decent steep hill. WE thought it would be better cause if we had more speed id be easier to try tricks. It was about 2 minutes of walk from there to the arena and the only thing we had to carry the snow was a trash can with 2 wheels under it. So we start bringing the snow. But after maybe two trips back and forth, there was no wheels left because I guess it couldn’t carry the weight of the snow so it wouldn’t roll anymore. So it was twice as long two bring the snow to the hill because it was heavier. After about 2h everything was set up almost perfect and then another security dude comes up to us and he’s saying that this place is also private property and blabla and then one of my friends really fucking mad tells him “you could of fucking told us when we were building it asshole� And then they start arguing some more and then he calls the head of security or something and it ends up that they almost gave us a find (amende im not really sure its that in English) and we ended up not being able to hit it. So are day was a total failure. The sad thing is I’ve never really done a real urban rail only goddamn bike racks. BUT I STILL HAD LOTS OF FUN THAT DAY EVEN IF I DIDN’T SKI MUCH.

And sorry if I made lots of mistakes I’m French.

Here’s a link to the first bike rack near the arena or ice rink:

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/LoadVideo.php4?vid_id=11655

 
.its everyones first urban rail so were al gettin stoked, we load all of out gear and drop in on to the top of my friends moms car.

http://www.funtigo.com/go/i41984760?i=i41984760_11165.jpg

anyways we get dropped of at the rail which is at the arena, its also right by a swimming pool which is also in the "worse" part of town. it was teen swim night, i guess Lakeshwa's boyfriend was cheating on her and she comes storming through the parking lot to find another girl and start a fight. any hoo the police show up to break everything and we come out of hiding and get ready to start hauling more snow.

The cops see us and say "those shouvles and ski poles could be use and wepons, give them to us or go home!"

we go to subway instead and hang out there till 1

am

http://www.funtigo.com/go/i41984762?i=i41984762_85496.jpg

none of us can drive so we have to walk back to the urban rail because we are really motivated and want to slide it, we get to the rail at 2 am, we set up for a few hours then i finally slide it at aboot 4am. everyone isnt stoke because were all tried. We walk home and on the journey we see early moring joggers and a great sunrise.

some people ask me if iwould do it all agian, yeah id do it again.

https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/LoadVideo.php4?vid_id=19548

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we tried to do a 100 foot S rail to flat in Colorado... and so we tried 3 different days throughout the season, like 5 hours a day... anyway no one ever stuck it, and if anybody ever does they are god... but a cop lives right next to the rail, and he came home once while we are doing it...

Cop: Whats going on?

US: Not much

Cop: What are you doing?

US: Trying to slide this rail...

Cop: (looking at the rail) - pause - well... good luck.

Cop leaves...

CheeseCake - Coming 2005

 
there was this one guy, barbrady

and he busted us for skiing

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
well i had this tech deck....and i was totally gonna 50-50 the stapler on the teachers desk...but noooo, some fag in front is like "yo! this dude wants to flipping grind ur papermate" so mr. faggot took my board away.

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
not too sure...it might of been taken down, but they taped the area up after i was kicked out. they also destroyed my glencoe science book run in.....faggerts!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
yea i also had this sahweet fingernail manual going before i was about to grease the papermate. ive gapped a few tape dispensers as well....im so pro

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
haha man this has been like the best thread in a lonnnng time

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
keep em' comin', they're all entertaining.

lately the rail scene has been gettin' very tight and before a setup can even be put together the cops show up...so i have taken a new guaranteed failsafe route.

here's a rescent story of how it goes:

some friends and i were drivin' up to the mountain as one of us says, "yo dude check out those rails down in that gully." my friend is horrible at given us any details as to where to look, except "in that gully," so we drive down to the area to get a closer look.

we find the spot, a church, and drive right up to the rails; they have knobs. a lady is outfront and i ask her, "hey, we want to slide those rails on skiis, do you mind?" she looks at me as if i am crazy. i proceed to tell her, "it's cool, i have a maul and sledgehammer in the back of my truck. we can break off all the knobs no problem." the lady at this point is like what the fuck is this kid talkin' bout.

i look at her then back at the rail and say, "it's all good, i have a file too. is that paint semi-gloss?, it looks semi-gloss. the paint i have in my truck isn't the same, but it's white and will match pretty close." the lady doesn't say shit. i tell her, "were gonna be right back with the snow and get the sledgehammer out. this should work out fine."

i never intended to set the rail up, let alone break off the knobs with a sledgehammer, but it is a guaranteed good time to perform these types of urban setups. you'll see humorous times like this in our upcomin' flick Booter Crunked out Nagga Wut.

 
hahah thats crazy man you guys were gettin fairly close their at the end before that cop busted you.

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
Its been a while since i;ve been out on an urban set up, but it is really entertaining if you remember sand, matching paint, files .... all the stuff that;ll make you seem like a decent person, even though you know damn well that as soon as yours session is over you;re out of there to go party.... peoples expressions can be priceless

 
so much h8

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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
 
i got caught two or three times this year by the same cop and he was just like sorry public property cant do this

but one tim i was tryin this down flat down flat and on my first try i fell bck and landed on my side i must have been laying on the ground for like 20 min goin uhhhh ghhhh owowowowo nhhnhnh bhhhhhhh cahhhh and all these other funny noises then my mom drove up was like u silly kid i knew u were gona hurtur self then we went home andi drank some more hot coco its been like 2 months and i havent tried an urban since but my back still hurt and i still make funny noises

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy

me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes

him- headbutt
 
^ u realize that was one big sentence. still hilarious, but work on commas and periods....

i rock the pow like none other
 
thats what all my teachers say but punctuation is overrated

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy

me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes

him- headbutt
 
im banned from every college campus in burlington

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LINE KICKS ASS
 
we tried hitting a rail at a college, it took us 2 hours to set up, when we finally got it, i got 4 hits then the fucking security came and kicked us out, it sucked sso bad

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 
its like they wait to see what ur doing because if they kick u out early they will never know so they just wait untilll they figure it out to kick you out

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LINE KICKS ASS
 
we were doing a DFD when a cop show up, he asks us what were doing and everything, then says as long as you be quiet and put everything back together, we say fine. he goes back to his car and watches us session the rail! then he leaves when my friend gets it first.

stoneham rprsnt

 
one time a cop came up a was like u guys gotta take it down we told him we would once we were done then he left then 15 min latter he came back and said the principalof the school couldnt allow is so we had to quite

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy

me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes

him- headbutt
 
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