if you are an adult, who believes there is some judge floating in the sky, that only allows people who believe in him (mind you, only people born in the last 200 years), who is insecure enough to say ' you shall not worship false idols other than me!!! and do not say my name in vein!!!'... well then, you are an idiot. And if you do believe...we were made in the 'likeness of god' and therefore, god woulda liked to slide rails.