Upcoming dance, what should i wear?

[Torkeltee]

all i know is that im wearing brown shoes. this is what i was thinkin. brown leather shoes, dark khakis, olive green shirt, then a tie and suspenders. (i'll figure out what color later). any ideas on what i should wear?

 

[Heinzler]

tuxedo tshirt. always classy

 

[tuna.]

please, dont be this kid.

 

[Joshua.]

Nne thing you shouldn't wear: a rubber. Nobody gets preggers at dances anymore....

 

[GayWolf420]

 

[rigzz]

Because everyone knows this shit is dope as hell.

 

[eastcoastsoloMAN]

pants with your fly open and your dick just hanging out

 

[Dan.P]

wear a ns tall tee

 

[Sam.Carson]

most defff a clip on tie

 

[Anathema]

 

[Torkeltee]

hey nice advice i'll probably do the dick hangin out of my fly

 

[walcott]

i'm totally gonna to that for a dance. that would be awesome

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

Shuts the club down every time....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8MkrSO1n0

 

[Timotheezy.]

my school cancelled dances due to "a hypersexual dance involving the rubbing together of pelvis's" which is how the news channel says grinding.

but yeah just go naked

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Neon orange tall tee and no pants

 

[the_moderaper]

I wore that to homecoming but with some sick frogskin knockoffs with no lenses. Everyone else wore super dressey stuff. The two others I went with like thisgot the most wimmins out of everyone, no lie. Ignore the doofy face.

 

[gyarados]

i would wear that to school OFTEN

 

[th3Mailman]

you'd be the fucking man.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

these bosnian kids at my school wore those exact outfits to a dance a year or two ago. no joke!

 

[Seth.S]

go cut off over a wife beat or just a straight up wife beat

 

[yeahno]

wear nothing

 

[CaptainKirk]

 

[EC-Skier]

wear a tall tee with a bow tie

 

[Jamestown]

I assume you are on the younger side of the spectrum...wear basketball shorts.

 

[.frenchy]

Leggings

 

[Lwaghorn]

do it. and after you do a nice dance. afterbang like hell

 

[Get.Kronk]

my outfit this year (not at my own homecoming, i would never)

black pants, belt, and shirt. matching (red in this case) high tops, shades, and fitted.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

make sure you dont get too excited dancing in basketball shorts or sweats though...

 

[skiingperson1]

Most definetly

 

[pmsnow]

I wore a tux with a tall tee for my prom. Do that.

 

[Jamestown]

That was the entire point of my comment. BONERZ

 

[binturong-qwerty]

Full Tilts?

 

[Phog.]

http://www.morphsuits.com/

 

[syrup.]

Ball shorts, tall tee, headband over a floppy toque, high tops and no socks. You are set.

 

[gus555]

walk in with a wife beater, pink booty short jean shorts with the fly undone, your penis flopped out and inserted into a fleshlight, and just let the fleshlight hang and swing

 

[ReignMan]

Classy right here. Red shirt, white tie, black jacket and white or black slacks.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

my outfit to homecoming. white pants = the classiest

 

[585.]

a morphsuit or bow tie

 

[MitchConnors]

or a morphsuit with a bowtie

 

[klayer_9]

lookin good xan.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

thanks kyle

 

[theabortionator]

Birthday suit

 

[Dan.]

dancin shoes, some baller ass socks (this is key), pants that are hemmed so that there is no break at all (just shy of highwater status), belt to match, white oxford shirt, vest of a neutral color to coordinate with pants, tie that matches your socks.

 

[Daydreaming]

Take your pick

 

[Torkeltee]

i was actually thinking about wearing fabric gym shorts, and a wife beater with cut-out nipple holes

 

[EC-Skier]

walk away in afterbang