Unofficial Golden Wheelchair 4/10/08 Edition

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blunt-man

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Yauch. This bitch is for you:

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After a long hiatus of the fabled Golden Wheelchair Award the Committee is proud to award Yauch with this stunning JPEG. It has been a long time since NS has had a worthy nominee but Yauch has in fact outdone himself. When you find yourself reading a ridiculously absurd comment that makes absolutely no sense and seems completely irrational, you look to the left to see which dazzling member of Newschoolers.com wrote this tidbit. 8.76 times out of 10 Yauch will be the scribe. You can re-live his brilliant thoughts on skiing while reading gems such as "Having to include 1 girl per team is what Killed the Orage Masters" and "Warren miller hates newschool kids?" and countless other yet to be created masterpieces.

So today we salute Yauch!
 
those arnt even the best! remember the thread about how black people are incapable of proper grammar because the muscles in their jaw are so different from white people? also his bamf story about running from the cops? shits GOLD
 
Yauch seems deserving of the award but I'll have to agree with rowen on this one.

would like to see another golden wheelchair given away soon, though..
 
This wheelchair is blasphemy. There is no man here cynical enough to do a proper Golden Wheelchair award. You guys didn't even add the epic quote. To my NS knowledge there is only one possible absolute asshole who could properly dish this out, and that is JD. Nice try though.
 
very true JD is an asshole, but he doesn't deserve the wheel chair because he isn't stupid and annoying like yauch.
 
Attention Fellow Newschoolers.

This thread is a fake. In no way, shape, or from did The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee endorse or commission the creation of this thread. We have our standards, and this thread falls far short of them. We claim no responsibility for this abomination.

Quinny out.
 
Why thank you!

This is not a golden wheelchair thread. The threadstarter is banned because I felt like it. Okay, not really, but don't pull this crap again.
 
Well...he has been here longer than anyone in this thread so....I'd say he can give out the golden wheel chair
 
haha. that shit was funny. and i'm surprised that the golden wheelchair designation of ignorance committee hadn't already nominated yauch.
 
^^Thats for the people demanding quotes

I nominate rastafafail allthough ive seen only like 5 of her posts, but she annoys the shit out of me
 
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