Unlikely predictions for 2028

Vish-shoe

Vish-shoe

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Jesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead
 
-k2 will do a retro raichle color way for the ft molds

-x games wont end but will “die” and be mainstream garbage with more minecraft clips then this year

-Some drama about a trans person competing in womens comps
 
Jesper leaves head for Jems

Line skis absorbed into Jems

Jems becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Jems becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on Jems

Jems wins Olympic gold

Jems becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Jems becomes incredibly popular

Jems goes out of business

Jems grows a following outside of skiing

Jems is dead
 
I’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
 
Juneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one

14537483:-Dan said:
I’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
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14537483:-Dan said:
I’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
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second to last sentence be hitting
 
Snowbird and Alta leave the Ikon pass for good

I represent the US in the 2028 Olympics for table tennis

Newschoolers experiences a renaissance of new users from something that goes mega-viral somewhere

The search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find

I end up in a normal healthy relationship
 
Newschoolers gets a website overhaul so it doesn't stay looking like a 4chan message board, searchbar actually functions, and embeds actually work
 
donald trump finishes up his second term and unemployment rates are at an all time low, there is no lower class. China is in debt to the US. Russia sends nuclear bomb to china, china counters by sending an endangered species of charizard to moscow.
 
topic:Vish-shoe said:
Jesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead
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#4 doesn't seem unrealistic with how the ski development is going, the skis i saw look pretty sick
 
14537499:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
The search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find
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14537505:steez_apprentice said:
Newschoolers searchbar actually functions
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google site:newschoolers.com + search terms. it works super well and NS would be fools to waste time/money trying to reinvent the google wheel

just a PSA
 
- The Line Afterbang will return.

- And with the second coming of the Line Afterbang, all the good skiers will ascend to ski-heaven.

- After this rapture, the jerries and posers will be the only remaining ones left.

- The four horseman of the apocalypse: drought,

El Niño winters,

upper management,

and expensive parking,

will ascend to earth and the end days will begin.
 
14537490:sindreplassen said:
its ok, but not as good as monster mango loco
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Dawg that shit tastes great, but today after I had one I had the runniest shit of my life in a porta-potty with thin ass toilet paper. Worst day of my life LOL
 
Single tip skis become core

eheath is finally respected

Zootspace buys a durable table

Schizo and ModMommy get a divorce

Fitted pants and parachute jackets are in

Sego corners the playground market in the PNW

NS changes logo to Cheddar
 
-Massive influx of revenue toward dry slopes and fridge hills slated to open in 2030

-Pricepoint jib skis like honey badger outsell performance carving skis

-Cropped Anoraks with pop art and graffiti inspired designs, paired with baggy techwear-inspired pants. Bestselling outerwear companies based in Korea and Norway
 
Reporting back, I tried the Juneberry and it is just alright. Nothing wrong with it necessarily, just not a shining example of a special bev. Kind of reminds me of blue Kool Aid flavor. Middle of the pack, would buy occasionally just to mix things up. In a perfect world I am reaching for the Fig Apple Red Bull (or sugar free regular) but I am definitely known at the CVS by my gym for having a Peach in my hand from time to time.

14537494:-Dan said:
It hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
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2028:

- Zootspace 5 comes out.

- The industry becomes eradicated from kids who grew up "Skiing" via going on ski trips to Deer Valley/Alta and have Marketing Degrees, anyone who went to an Ivy League school, anyone who went to the U, etc.

- Kits are probably retarded-as-fuck as per usual but thats skiing.

- Freeride World Tour becomes apart of that stupid Visa Freestyle Worldcup bullshit involving mogul skiing.

- Big Air becomes Aerials

- X-Games is no more. It gets taken over by incels playing competitive video games.

- Slopestyle gets discontinued as an Olympic Event because the judges still can't get their shit together.

- Dad Carves and Carving is the new vibe.

Screen cap my post please and thank you.
 
Also people still can't figure out that Pivots are trash-as-fuck bindings and they release their newest, overpriced, and over-colored garbage as per uuush.
 
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