UNIVERSAL TRUTHS!!!!

[Jibtech]

Yes, its been a while, infact I haven't been here in a very long while, but I just thought I'd pop my head in and remind everyone of these universal truths as they relate to skiing!

One footed grinds are gay.

Pike possition double tip grabs are gay.

People that say I'm gay and a troll, are gay.

MSP kills kittens for sport.

Goodnight, and good luck!

 

[R.Fahey]

Yeah. So rad.

 

[NoTeefa]

I kill and mutilate bunny rabbits out of anger and frustration! is that better?

 

[Jibtech]

Actually that makes you an even bigger douche bag.

 

[Albino]

u are wise my son.

 

[NoTeefa]

Ouch!

 

[MarkieR]

i'd say pike position double grabs are sick. colby west double true nose cab seven???? other than that major oposition, i totally agree with you.

 

[Fintendo]

You're homosexual

 

[zaser]

people who always say others are gay alot are usually INSECURE about their homosexuality, you got something to say to us jibtech? are you trying to "COME OUT"?

 

[woolfy]

I think maybe he is a little afraid about his sexuality, it looks like he has just come out of the closet, wonder where he has been.

Other gay thing is his pink logo

 

[marinejonny19]

y are one footed grinds gay. not syin i support em or even see em done, but i was jsu wonderin who got together and decided "ok so one footed grinds are gay." jus curiuose, seems like it could be progression to me but hey who knows it could be gay, never tried one.

 

[Craigskis]

Whatever you say Larry.

 

[miroz]

i don't like one-footed grinds, but MSP is pretty cool and double tip pike grabs are sick - TJ pretty much owns them up

 

[simmers]

word. double tip is gay. gay. gay.

 

[bfnradford]

the double tip grab is fun and looks sooo nice, what looks better than a switch rodeo with the double tip through the whole air?? Howabout we concentrate more on whats fun and not what you and and your douchebag friends decide is gay.

 

[Sholte]

cool story

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

fuck the police is the universal truth

 

[FUUUCK]

ski porn? more like ski GAY porn! hahahahhahaha im so witty

 

[PeterTosh]

so true. also any tail grab other than true tail is gay

 

[Rez4frederick]

sooo gayyyy.... i mean look at that..... ubergay

double tip grabs done by someone who is gay=gay, but done by someone who oozes steeze =dope shit malfucka

 

[simmers]

definitely. this picture=gay.

 

[wdbo.]

nothing is black and white

 

[faux_real]

opinionated armchair skiers belong on that list

 

[dom_uk]

pretty much

 

[*monsterskier*]

why? that's horrible

 

[ESB]

New universal truth: Being gay is now cool.

 

[Rez4frederick]

hahahahhahhhahahah!!

 

[Melvs]

Dave Levin told me he never tells the truth, only lies.

Paradox..?

 

[montanaskier]

*when michelle, grete, sarah, etc. start doing the pike position double tip grabs it will not be gay.

 

[hendrik.]

....I'm Ron Burgundy?

 

[artfullydodged]

no, no, the point is not that they're easy, they look stupid

 

[Melvs]

in one 'washed up' graphic designers mind, yes.

 

[Carter23]

how about forearm grab japans? maybe some people think those are gay too....

 

[freeski1620]

i wouldn't quite call that pike position.

 

[Peter.]

um double grabs are the steeziest thing since like sliced bread

 

[theoz]

double tipgrabs make you look like a fukin fruit booter twerling inthe air.. 1 footed grinds are gay but so is doing too many fukin switch ups,and always doing stock slides is gay too press that shit out.

 

[faux_real]

Saul Kripke says nay

 

[Jibtech]

BUMP to preach the truth!

 

[ax_murderer]

i agree who decides this shit.

instead of hating on universal truths, how bout we go with some universal love???huhhuh?

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

apparently grabbing is gay. lets all huck 1260 nograb iron crosses

 

[Detective]

quadruple twisting quadruple duple backflips with 29 different drop the soap grabs named after the first or last or nick name of the punter who did it first are gay.

 

[asfffffffffdd]

your a gay troll

 

[andy_boy]

I disagree. 100%.

 

[Jeff_Lo]

yay bent over prisoner grab!

 

[Jibtech]

You spelt YOU'RE wrong you fucking retard. Go pack another bowl you hippie ass indian.

 

[freeskier1316]

you've been on here so long holy shit, and yeah those are the universal truths