Unit 91 quit cuttin your pubes. we got a hell raiser in a white miata.

another highway cop, what are you? multiplying?

ya if you figure what hole to stick it in!

sit down rando!
 
"I'll pistol Wip the next guy who says Shinanigans"

"Hey Farva, whats that resterant you always goto, you know the one with all the shit on the walls."

"what Shinanigans?"
 
*"hey farva, whats that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzerella sticks?"

-"what shenanigans? you guys are talking about shenanigans right?"
 
you fucked it up. its " ya they finally figured out which hole to stik it" (syrup bottle thrown hits rando is face) rando- "Hey" Mac- "sit down rando"

dont mess thisw is my favorite movie

"what are you gunna do with a million dollars"

"buy a car"

"i'd pull ya over"

hell you would id make wings and fly away"

"good investment"

"im feeling good about this one"

(opens tab and soda pours out of a hole onto farvas lap)

"GOD DAMN BURGER PUNKS!"
 
wow talk about ruining a scene

"what are you gonna do with that 10 million bucks, and you can't say buy the cleveland caveliers"

"i'd buy a 10 million dollar car"

"ahh good investment but i'd pull you over"

"bullshit you could never catch me"

"o i could never catch you?"

"well if ya did i'd activate my cars wings and fly away! hahah (peels sticker) i've got a good feeling about this. gets squirted. damnit burger punk!"
 
god damnit look who it is

hey fava you made it

open bar isnt it?

i thought you said bowlarama

ya i tryed to call you

bull shit
 
in my day, the rookie got naked..... and we used blanks. you're a sick mother fucker, mac
 
you called him out, and you were wrong. he had it right, you suck at life. ohhh and you have it really wrong.

by the way, hostel is fucked up

 
give me six schlitz...es, aah fuck it whatever's free

whooooo, FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!!!

ooohhh, now zum fun for ze both of us!

-yeah, and i'll take a chinchilla!!!
 
Farva:

Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy:

[into mic[/i]] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva:

What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy:

No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

[into mic[/i]]

Dimpus Burger Guy:

Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva:

Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy:

Roger, holding the spit.

Farva:

Gimme a pie... apple.

Dimpus Burger Guy:

Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

[pause[/i]]

Dimpus Burger Guy:

Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva:

Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy:

It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny:

Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva:

I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy:

Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva:

Gimme a litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:

What?

Farva:

[Annoyed[/i]] A litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:

[into mic[/i]] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny:

Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva:

I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy:

[to Farva[/i]] I don't know what that is!

Farva:

[slowly starts shouting[/i]] Litre is French for...

[grabs burger kid by shirt[/i]]

Farva:

... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
 
Thorny:

[after pulling car over[/i]] Do you know how fast you were going back there?

College Boy 1:

Umm... 65?

Thorny:

63.

College Boy 1:

But... isn't the speed limit 65?

Thorny:

Yes, it is.

College Boy 3:

[stoned[/i]] I'm freakin' out, man!

Rabbit:

Yes, you are freaking out... man.

Thorny:

Smell that, Rabbit?

Rabbit:

*sniff sniff*... fear.

College Boy 2:

No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?

College Boy 3:

Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.
 
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