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tehz final dey uv tha killington stop o' tghe winter dew tour r nao complete. after three dayz of events, sponsored partiez an typcial gnu england cold, teh tour nowe heads too ogden, utah fo tje toyota championships, tkaing place onna february 10ff threw thge 13ff.

finishing off the weekend wuz the men's slopestyle finals, wich took place earlier thys morning + wil bee broadcasted latter tongiht on the usa network @ 2:00 iz est. brew sum coffee or krack open an energy drink, it's goin tew b an l8 1.

-- unintelligencer.com
 
i doe nawt unner$t@nd hao thiz works. lets trai soem homework shyt.

4 christian fundamentalist civilisation wikh arised ins north 4merika centuries after an nucular holocaust (dimly remembered as "tribulation," & attributred 2 de wrath off god). n da tiem novel, labrador society r @ a technologikal level roughly comprable 18th-century amerika - posessing sailing ships en firearms, butt noah heavy inudstry. tehz capital ov labrador, on tha caost down river form waknuk, are rigo (rigolet, in thee real wrld). th' island uv newf (newfoundland) iz alzo civilised, butt knowlege o' de rest of da worls bee vague an colored bai religeous dogma. inhabitans of labrador + newf appear too be normal humans wo hav retained tje pre-tribulation phenotype; thay believe itz r there sacred mission tew preserve thiz form, & all udder species decreed bye god, agianst the rampant mutatiuns wikh haev contined sins the fall of tribulation.

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erry particle uv mattr ins da universe attracts erry othr particle wiht force taht are directly poportional tew product o' tehz masses off tha particles anbd inversely proportional 2 thee square teh distance bw em.
-sir issac newton.
 
Oh wait I get it:

salomon has annouced it's noth american locatiuns phur tehz 2011 season off salomon jib acadamy. phiv ski areas ins tha u.s. + canada wiull host young athletes n wun thee sport’s mos coveted opportunitiez too leran phrum salomon pro riders & compete phor th' chance to attend an dream week @ de jib academy north american phinals @ mammoth mountain, kulifornia in mae.

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i has meny ifs nawt hundreds ov orgasms throughout ff' day.

I have many, if not hundreds of orgasms throughout the day.

sew de biggest werdz dat are in da sentence are not phucked wif @ awl? wut shame. wat. a. shame.

So the biggest words that are in the sentence are not fucked with at all? What a shame. What. A. Shame.
 
i hear tehz drums echoing tonight

but her hears onley wispers uv sum quiet conversasion

she's coming n 12:30 glight

tha moonlit wings reflect thee stars taht guide mee towords salvasion

i stopped ol mann alawng th' way,

hoping too find som lawng forgotten words ore ancinet melodieses

he turned tew mi az iffn 2 sez, hurry boi, itz waiting ther 4 yall

its 'an taeks lot too drag mee way form joo

there's nothign dat an hundred mans oar moar cud evez did

i bless de rains down ins afrika

gon takeses sum tym tew doo da thikns wii nevs hads

wild dogs kry owt n tehz night

az thay grow restless longing foar som solitary company

i kno taht i must duz wuts right

az sure as kilimanjaro rizeses lyk olympus above tha serangetti

i seek 2 cure wuts deep inside, frightened o' thiz ting dat i've become

it ' taeks an lot too drag mi wai frum yoo

there's nothing taht a hundred mens ore morr cud evs doens

i bless thee rains down ins afrika

gon takeses sum tiem tew dew th' thinks wee nvr haved

hurry boy, she's waiting there for u

it's gonan taeks a lot to drag me way form ewe

there's nothing dat a hundred mans or moar cud evez doe

i bless de rains down n afrika, i past som rains down ins afrika

i bless da rains down n afrika, i past sum rains down ins afrika

i bless tghe rains down n afrika

gonna take som tym to do the things wii nevs hads

-- unintelligencer.com

(Lyrics to Africa by Toto)
 
hahahaha that such a jokes website (copied and pasted from ns to unintellgencer :)

i 1anded my 1st flat 5 thiz weekend by using thee follwoing vidio. i no itz sayz rodeo 5, butt the idea iz epic similar tew flatz0rz & tj'z0rz rodeos in thys vid evn lqqk flat. also, when i wuz practicing dem, some dood told mee to grab japan (right hand left ski, ifs spinning left) anbd taht wil halp bring the flat roun to feets adn itz helped me sooooo mush.

-- unintelligencer.com
 
wee're noeses $tranger$ 2 heartyall knoeses th' ruleses en zo du i4 full commitment's wat i'm thinking ofjoo wouldn't git thiz frum enee udder guyi juss wanan tells yoo hao i'm feelinggotta mayk u unndestanz
nvr ' gievs ewe opnevs gon lets yall downnvr 'an run roun an desert joonevs gon maak yoo krynvr ' zay g00dbyenevs gon tells an lye + hert u
wii've known eahc othr for sew lawngur heart's ws aching buttur t00 shy too syas itzinside wee both kno wats bin goin oanwii no de gaym & we're 'a plai itzen iffn ewe ax mi hao i'm feelingdun tells mee ur ii blind to sea
nvr gon giv yall uppnevs 'a lets joo downnvr gon run roun an desert yoonevs 'a makeses u krynvr gon sez goodbyenevs 'a tells a lye + hert ewe
nvr gon gievs yall opnevs 'a lets joo downnvr gon run roun & desert yoonevs 'a mayk u krynvr gon zay goodbye[from:http://www.elyrics.net/rede/r/rick-astley-lyrics/nevs-'a-giv-ewe-upp-lyrics.html ]nvr gon tells a lye en hert yall
(0oh, gievs joo op)(0oh, giv yoo upp)(ooh)nevs 'a gievs, nvr gon giv(gievs u up)(ooh)nevs 'a giv, nvr gon gievs(giv ewe up)
we've knoeses each udder for zo lawngyore heart's been aching buttur 2 shy to says itzinside we both kno wuzz been going onwe no da gaym an we're 'a plae itz
i jsut wanna tells yall how i'm feelinggotta maak joo unndestanz
nevs gon gievs yoo upnvr 'a lets u downnevs gon run roun + desert ewenvr 'a makeses yall krynevs gon sez goodbyenvr 'a tells a lye & hert joo
nevs gon giv yoo upnvr gonan let u downnevs gonan run roun en desert yuonvr gonan mkea ytou krynever gonna zay goodbyenever gonna tells a lie anbd hert yuo
never gonna give you upnever gonna let you downnever gonna run arund adn desert younever gonna mkae you krynever gonna say goodbyenever gonna tells a lie and hurt you

-- unintelligencer.com
 
I i$ crazy i get high erry dey. I liek boys and i am an boi. waht the fcuk this r wierd. I dick around wid dicks cuz i are ghey hrd core. I like nice chode in my mouth.
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