Unfair detentions?

clayborn

clayborn

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Ok today i got the stupidest detention in spanish. He always forgets to give people in the back sheets and i guess i didnt noticed yesterday. Well today i didn't have it and he was like wow detention! Do you guys evver suffer random punishments?
 
its not like detentions matter for anything anyway. they dont get on your record, and i doubt you actually have to be somewhere.
 
in 9th grade i got a week of lunch detention and 2 days of internal suspension for having a seizure. it was fun..
 
Last week my friend fit 36 grapes into his mouth during lunch and got a detention for "creating a scene"

He also got one last year for mooning a teacher on accident while in the act of trying to moon a friend.
 
I got 2 days in-school restriction for talking in english about how much I hated my spanish class on the ap spanish test. they give u a tape recorder to record your spanish responses and mine was something like "to pass the time, my friend and I mime creative ways of committing suicide. my personal favorite is the samurai commmitting seppuku." I went on in a very bitter monologue for the rest of the test.

it basically disrupted the entire test because people were laughing, i felt bad but I had asked the proctor of the test if I could say whatever I wanted prior to taking the test. he said "once the tape recorder is on, you can say whatever you want." but then he gave me in-school, kinda lame but whatever. in-school actually turned out to be way more fun than it usually is cause we had this crazy indian guy who didnt care if we talked.

I used to get into trouble all the time in high school. nothing serious, like no fights or anything. just making too many jokes and getting thrown out of class or getting detention. I miss that part of life, it disappears in college.
 
my teachers make me go to "tutoring" for two hours if i do something bad. they get paid 27 dollars an hour for it so they love "tutoring"
 
lets see...

so far i have gotten 2 days for not covering my spanish book, and 4 for using my cell phone and not giving it to the teacher (the funny thing is i wasn't actually using it) then 1 more for not making up 6 detentions in 8 days. fuck school.
 
got 2 saturday of detention for hitting a guy

and got 1 week of detention for putting 99:99 on empty microwaves in cafeteria
 
I got an afterschool detention in 7th grade for throwing a plastic binder at a kid and hitting him right next to his eye and cutting a little gash next to his eye. But I swear I was trying to hit another kid with it! The binder curved!!

So unfair.
 
once i got a detention for drawing, then my whole lunch table got a detention because we had like 20 kids at it watching one kid play pokemon
 
I got detention leaving class, i didnt feel like watching a movie on the canadian government. the reason it was an unfair detention was because i left when class was done, my teacher just wanted everyone to stay and watch the video, aparently i was the only one that actually did something instead of complain about how 'gay' it was for her to keep us after class.
 
my friend got three saturday schools (4 hours each) for riding the elevator with a person who was on crutches, and he was carrying her books and backpack for her
 
One day you'll realize none of that shit matters; but, if it makes you feel any better, I had thursday school (3 hour detention) on the last day of my senior year.
 
got a 5 day out of school suspension for fighting a kid,and got a 7 day out of school suspension for getting drunk on a band trip. last week i got kicked out for 2.5 hours for flicking pennies at a kid across my biology class so i just walked to the bakery and chilled and ate donuts. it was gnar
 
i pushed a kid into my pregnant math teacher but it was clearly the teachers fault for getting in the way
 
A buddy got Saturday detention for hacking in the school's system

I got detention for not having a red pen

Another buddy got kicked out of class because he didnt do his homework...nobody else did it either

 
last year i got a detention because we had a sub in geometry and in the beginning of the period i was hiding in the closet and i jumped out wen he called my name for attendance. and then i was singing in the middle of class.
 
i got suspended for 3 days for getting caught by the cops with a 30 rack in the back of my truck at a football game. 3 days were sick i just watched the price is right and skated every day. haha. oh yeah my new assistant principle is a douche so i plan on killing him and his family and making it look like he did it Chris Benoit style. yeah
 
detentions are gay, i go to a jesuit school, they call them JUG justice under god or some shit, biggest waste of time, this year we get them for not being in proper dress code, ive gotten so many for not having my shirt tucked in, but they are from teachers i have never seen before, so i dont go, best shit was this huge kid from africa, plays football getting a full ride to loyola maryland, but he walks around with a water bottle all day, this teacher asks him is he has a pass for the water bottle and he yells go fuck yourself....long story short he didnt get in any trouble because the dean is the football coach
 
you do realise that you can get arrested just for joking about that shit on the internet? Gay, I know.
 
these are the reasons that i can remember.

the detention lists are put up at school every couple of weeks, with reasons, such as...

attempting to skip chapel.

skiping detentions.

rearranging folders on the s drive (submissions drive on the school network)

putting junior school members in rubbish bins

hiding under stage during assembly

there are others...but i cant remember them at the moment.
 
elaborate?

they can't do that, that's like giving a detention for someone coughing.

anyway, i got a detention for spiking a volleyball into my pal's face freshman year in gym class.
 
yea this kid was pissing me off so I brought a knife to school, you know, just to scare him. And like during computer technology class I busted it out and was like fuck you, im gunna kill you, and shit. And my gay teacher gave me detention. Its like, I ddnt even stab him so why do I have detention?
 
well the story behind it is my very stong male friend put me in a headlock type hug and he flexed his arm muscle and that cut off the air supple to my brain. the reason they gave us this "punishment" is because we were fooling around and doing things we werent supposed to be doing...it was really gay
 
i was rolling pennies across the floor at the vice principal during an assembly in 8th grade

i hit him in the foot like 5 times, and i got quite a big lecture how i was disturbing people at an educational assembly or some shit...

haha and i got someone else detentione one time, at an assembly (in 8th grade again) we took the speakers for the microphone and put them under the bleachers, then they thought it was someone else and he got 2 hours of detention that day
 
in 8th grade i got two weeks of detentions cuz there were huge snow banks by the playground so i was doing mistys and backflips and shit. my principal told me the dt was for endangering my life
 
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