Unemployed Cult

timbojones

timbojones

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This is for those of us who refuse to be tied down to the system, for those of us who decide not to be square and admit defeate to society. TAKE A STAND! look beyond the thin papers in your back pocket, look beyond the spreading of western conspicuous consuption, look beyond the habit, order, brainless majority and help your unemployed bretheren to glory and satisfaction. You will not die poor and lonely, you will not die sad, and uncontent. Call me lazy, call me errogant. But do not call me a dilegent peice of the working class!

MILK
 
id like to join, but really, itd be living a lie, because while i idealize to be a successful slacker, i need a job... or my parents kick me out and i just have to give up and die.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
Yeah... seriously.. I live in Van, anybody wanna give me some work?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^go grab your gun and your beer and watch some nascar

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
Im just lazy, Im not really making a stand, but I would like to join you cult anyways.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
thats an illusion^

money is the easiest thing to get..if you have a pretty face :)

thanks mom and dad, this face gets me everywhere..

i feel sorry for 'ugly' people who have to work hard for everything they have.

I got a job last night...hehe

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
if i could id definitely go live in teh woods for a while

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
^asshole

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
yeah, i dont have one...ive been back home for 2 weeks applying to a bunch of places just waiting for calls...it sucks...i need booze/weed money

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
Im gonna build a shack on the side of a mounatin and live there. and instead of getting a job ill sell weed to people that have jobs. suckers.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
^and you having a brain... and not having that other dudes penis in your ass

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
hahaha ^ is better at insults

Me?

Im a seasonal worker. I work for a few months in the summer being a bicycle mechanic, and in the winter, i work in a ski shop if im in the city, or a liftee if im in the mountains.

After that, im going to build a treetop ecolodge retreat on the coast of bc in the last temperate rainforest in the world.

Thats the plan.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
The mental capacity needed to separate your physical from your mental being is nothing more than a fairy tail or a pro-verb to most of you. Dont you understand that there is the possibility of exeding physical barriers once you understand the way of the universe? Physical material and the constant demand for goods makes the separation between the physical and mental consiousness farther apart.

MILK
 
can't say i do truly understand that.

ill try though..id like to expand my physical barriers.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
thats a toughie...

what about my skin?

..

..

..... shit

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
who was the kid that was bragging about being pretty? Fag.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
yeah i guess im in that position, but jobless is jobless. probably should have been called the jobless cult but oh well.

MILK
 
DEY TUK UR JOUBS!!

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
all that seperating your mind and body shiznazzle sounds like my mommys church... christian scientists... the no doctor one... its quite metrosexual... in a very straight and conservative way.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
Its quite the opposite from the Christain church. The Christians and entire western culture live more in a physical world than a spiritual or mental one like the East.

MILK
 
its all a big mess... but im going to assume you know nothing about this particular relgion since most dont... and since i had to put up with sunday school and shit til high school ... um... yeah, it is about denouncing physical shit and... fuck i give up... but its still pretty gay.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
Yeah it is a big mess. Most religions are very similar any ways. Theres a god, theres a profet, blah blah hell blah blah heven.

MILK
 
fuck that i need my money.. employement is the way to go.. except in the winter

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
I hear ya cluckin' timbojones- I don't have a job, and I've pretty much given up on finding one.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
hey scrathchcobra

next time you call me a fag im gonna hunt you down and ram a cucumber up your ass when youre sleeping and paint 'no, you're a fag' all over your room

go scratch your cobra. ugly boy.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
i got a job, its fun having money

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
good one

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
So go do it. Just remember- don't let a job define you.

____________________

Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
Work to live...don't live to work

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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
 
Sure...that works.

____________________

Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
if you want to be a ski bum, go do it...

its really easy, all you have to do is go.

and stop tring to drag all your friends with you. go, by yourself if you have to.

you'll find more friends than you can handle...

and it is a good life..

but only for a year or 2.. then you need a break or our body will pay.. too much drugs and partying and skiing...you spine will hurt.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
im working on it... i have to quit shcool for a while or something first

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
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