yea well you're a fag.
i was walking down a path at uconn, not doing shit. and i see these lights in my eyes. so i stopped. they said i had beer in my backpack. yea i did. so i opened it up and poured out like 9 beers. i was real cooperative but they were like, heres a ticket for $136. fucking assholes. they were like, if you're good we won't do anything, are you fucking serious. jesus fuck