Uncle Jessie

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foodisfun

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Well since everyone else is creating new cults, i figured i'd make the "Uncle Jessie Cult"(from full house of course). im not sure if anyone else has created this cause i didn't wanna read through all the cults. if u think i should do this then tell me

I'll take ya to the barber shop,

I'll shave a little off the top,

on the floor the hair will drop,

keep going till the razor stops

BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
 
nobody is going to join your cult cause it sounds lame

I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640

 
yea what do you say to that "tandan". how can u not like uncle jessie. i'll start it tomorrow cause i have to do hw and then go to bed

I'll take ya to the barber shop,

I'll shave a little off the top,

on the floor the hair will drop,

keep going till the razor stops

BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
 
I'd join a cult for Uncle Jesse. What a fox. Was then, still is. The girls know what I am saying.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard is much cooler, and has better hair.

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maybe uncle jessie from dukes of hazard had better hair, but did he play in a rockin band and marry rebecca from tv? yea i don't think so

I'll take ya to the barber shop,

I'll shave a little off the top,

on the floor the hair will drop,

keep going till the razor stops

BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
 
uncle jesse is the shit, i love his mullet in the old ones and elvis impresion

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
you didnt read through all the cults first? dude, theres about a million uncle jesse cults already. this site pretty much becomes an uncle jesse site during the offseason

I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
 
full house is they worst show ever made

trust me

"We’re comin’ off with the crazy nigga shit that can’t nobody touch,"- ODB
 
^^ "im not sure if anyone else has created this cause i didn't wanna read through all the cults"

I'll take ya to the barber shop,

I'll shave a little off the top,

on the floor the hair will drop,

keep going till the razor stops

BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
 
oh shit i almost yelled at you cuz i thought u were dissin boy meets world. shit

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
uncle jessie is the only man i would let penetrate my loins.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
yea same here. the best thing tho, is when i get home from school i watch boy meets world for an hour (3-4) and then right after is none other than full house (4-5) abc family rocks

I'll take ya to the barber shop,

I'll shave a little off the top,

on the floor the hair will drop,

keep going till the razor stops

BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
 
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