Unbelievable - I'm getting busted by the police

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Bawb

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I ski down the hill to the crossing of two pistes. I ski out looking up the hill where there is a ridge obscuring a small portion of my view. From out of nowhere, and right in the obvious blind spot a snowboarder appears and smacks flying right in the back (he ignored a ralentir sign too). I get helicoptered off the hill. He then goes to the police, tells them he has only boarded for 2 weeks and therefore 'couldn't possibly be going all that fast' and wants me to pay for his board which he broke across my back...........

He wants to come round here for a 'friendly chat' about his board and the police have given him my address.

What should I do?

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
Oh yeah

and coz of what he said the police think it is my fault too!

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
he will have a hard time proving it

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Dude, you're the one who got hurt, he's the one who was going fast enough to break a board over your back.

He's got nothing on you, just tell him you own him and you're gonna tell the police.

Boards don't break easily

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Ya, seriously, if his board hit you in the back and broke, he was goiing hella fast.

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Robbie was prolly drunk though so......

Commander of the Silent Army

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I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
go ahead and pay for his shit but drag his ass to court and sue him!

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bring a couple dozen friends to the conversations for good measure

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u should do whatever he wants and just sit and wait until the same thing happens at the hill except ur roles are reversed, then break an old pair of skis over his back, then run

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take him to court. preferrably to a tv court like judge joe brown or something. that way we can watch.

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Break your poles over his head while your at it. And kick in his knees.

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that's retarded. Why would the police EVER give out someones address?? Big mistake on their part. and regardless... he's at fault because he was behind you HE hit you in the back...

 
yeah man, the police have nothing against you. his arguement won't stand up in court, and really shouldn't stand to the police. when he comes, just tell him that it's still his fault that he ran into YOU, and that you won't pay for the board that smacked and broke on YOU.

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isn't it illegal to give out addresses? i think it is. somewhere. and if he breaks his board over your back, he's going hella fast i don't know how any logical person can say otherwise. and if he's going over a hill and can't control himself he is endangering other people on the mountain and should have his pass pulled. totally logical thinking.

late

Just Huck It.
 
So what mountain where you 'helied' off and to what hospital...

no offence, but i think your story is bs...

you would have had the right of way in this case, and they police wouldn't give your address out like that...

'I'm still Ugly'
 
we need ns court tv..everyone can watch other ns'ers trials.

but if his board broke on your back damn...and i mightve missed where you were skiing...but didnt you say off piste or something..i dunno but whats a beginer doing there...and if you werent there forget all of that

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I smell something....I think its bullshit....

I'd like to know, how in the same day you got hit hard enough in the back to break a snowboard AND get helied off the mtn to the hospital, and still make it home in time to post on NS. The force it would take to break the board would be immence, think about it, 190lbs guys slam these things down on rail in the middle after 10 feet of air. You would've broken your spine, or at least slipped a disc, in which case you'd STILL be in the hospital screaming and moaning. Save your stories for show and tell kid...

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soooo, around here we ave these rules that could help out if they are also applied wherever you may be... 'Always stay in control, and be able to stop, or avoid other people or objects' and 'People ahead of you have the right of way. It is your responsibility to avoid them'. dont know if either of those help, but it puts the blame on the snowbaorder.

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Yeah i think u should sue him after this is over, just like that guy before me said.

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
 
that story does sound pretty bogus.

however, i had a police report filled out on me last weekend by a sheriff in south park. thats's no lie but it was all a misunderstanding. they thought we were trying to break into a friend's house, but really some of the freaks i was with just accidentally locked us out. we never did get to go skiing that day since half our gear was trapped inside.

 
The story may sound bogus but is not. Its pretty unbelievable too, which is why I wrote it in the first place. yes the police did give the other person my address for an 'amicable' agreement over the board and because I had to stay in hospital they interviewed him first and he invented a story. They went up the hill to look at the area of the crash yesterday and they are going to contact me with a decision on whether to charge me with 'reckless skiing'.

And for the record I was helicopetered off the Brevant ski area at the intersection of the col cornu and parsa sectors. As I said, right by the lift queue at 3.30 on the 19th of December.

North America is organised and friendly, this is Chamonix where you have to see some of teh shit to believe it!

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
dude..its just like cars......if he hit you from behind then its his fault...just tell them that, it is the rule on the slopes too.

theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
 
break his ass

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Well consensus is that he can do nothing to me!

Sorry for this but its strange when you have to see the police...you don't know what to do! Inspite of disliking them,when they have you in an interview room you feel a bit out of your comfort zone...

I'm still shitting it though because it means I lose my lift pass and my season is over.

But I don't think I will judging by what has been said above...frankly it was the other persons fault and the lawyers amongst you seem to suggest that I have got a leg to stand on!

Cheers everyone

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
if he lied to the police to save his own ass, and then wants you to pay for his board, i also think you should break your poles over his head. poles are cheap to replace.

 
if you do go to court bring in a copy of the skiers responsibility code, especially the parts that say, when starting downhill or merging stop and look (something like that), and skiers in front of you have right of way.

i dont know anything about this mountain, but you could try to say b/c he's only been riding 2 wks. he was out of control and riding over his head. just a thought...

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Fuck you all who thought Bawbs is lying! Hey Robbie best of luck! THe Bullshit will work it's way out! Getting beastted off wine over here! Later dude!

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Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
You skied into his blind spot? If you were below a ridge or something so that others cant see you than yes its kinda your fault.

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no, the boarder was in HIS blind spot, the border could see him

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
 
You cant really say its one persons fault. He was an inexperienced boarder who was skiing terrain that was too difficult for him and bawbs kinda sorta might have gotten in his way. but the fact that this kid is trying to get money out of you is bullshit. what ever happened to just getting up from the fall 'yo dude im sorry, shit happens' and everyone just goes on their way

 
the down hill skier has the right of way,... but you have to look uphill for on comming skiers before starting sking of traversing. It is the partial fault of both of you. I wouldn't give him a dime. Thats cool you got to ride in a heli though. i bet that'll cost you a pretty penny. But seriously how could you be responsible for breaking his snowboard? it must have been a piece of shit to break on a persons back. and if you had a snowboard broken over your back you prolly wouldn't be able to ski for awhile anyway. DOn't give him shit let bygones be bygones.

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just when he comes over act very professional and serious. he'll say like 'so man i want some money to pay for my board' and just be like ok i agree thats fair. ask him how much his board was and get along nicely with him. then say completely seriously that you want $5000 to pay for medical bills and for pain and suffering.

 
thats seriously the stupidest thing ive heard why would the boarder want money from you if HE hit you. there is no way it could be your fault it he ran in to your back, he should have been paying attention or riding terain in his ability level

 
i dunno if its true or not..but there are alot of fucked up people in the world..and if it is true..make sure he pays for the heli ride

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id put sugar in his gas tank if he made me pay, then hed have to spend all that cash to fix his car

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sugar huh?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
totally, how did this all come out? and yes sugar, then leave a big shit in the hole for the pump, so he gets his hands dirty

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me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

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Haha, sugar isn't quite so effective anymore. That's what they made fuel filters for.

Break poles & skis over him! And make sure the poles are those unbreakable graphite ones.

- Brian

 
murder him...

Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
 
next page.....where the hell is bawb?

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