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So tonight, I was heading out on my way to meet my bf, and I got rear-ended. The entire back end of my parent's SUV was crunched, and i might have gotten whiplash (going to the doctors tommorow). So i get home after dealing with the police and everything, and my mom offers to drive me to the theater to meet my bf. So I went to the movie, had fun, took my mind off the crash and everything. We get out of the movie and I see I have two voicemail messages. The first was from my brother telling me to call him when i wanted a ride home, then the second was from my mom. Turns out that not 6 hours after my accident, my mom got a call saying that my brother's car was TOTALED in a hit and run in the parking lot of the bar he was in at the time, thank god he wasnt in the car. So now one car is really badly damaged and cant be driven until it gets fixed, and the other is completely trashed, way beyond repair, (he's still talking to the police, waiting for him to get home) all in the space of 6 hours.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
Coming back from a hockey tournament when I was kid we drove off a 40 foot, abnormally steep ditch. My friend broke the side window with his head, i got my neck all scraped up by the seatbelt and the people who fixed our vehicle took my unopened chips / snapple / candy.

Yeah. Sucks about your family's stuff, hit and runs blow.

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you realize your brother was lying to your parents right? Totaled in the parkinglot of a bar. think about that one more time.

God is an American.
 
^ no he wasn't, he came home with a police report.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
it must be a 500$ car to be able to get totalled in a parkinglot. For those of you who dont know what 'totalled' means. Cost of fixing > value of car.

God is an American.
 
nope, its a 1998 acura integra, perfect condition, not a $500 piece of shit, and it was totaled, can't be fixed.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
so like was someone driving 80 in a parkinglot and tboned his acura? I mean I was tired the other morning someone slammed on their brakes for no reason and I rear-ended some kid at my college going like 10-15 mph and did absolutley no dmg.

God is an American.
 
how the fuck would I know? the police don't even know exactly what happened, that's kind of the deal with hit and runs, not a lot of information regarding how it happened.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
FINE! YOU WIN! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? JESUS I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOU START PMING ME ALL THIS HATE. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF THIS IS A SKIING WEBSITE NOT ONE OF YOUR LITTLE NEO-FEMINIST WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN HATE ON MEN

God is an American.
 
yeah, mainly cause guys outnumber you 20000 to 1 here, not that we dont mind the company

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seriously though, how does a car get TOTALLED in a parking lot......i mean yes hit and undrivable for some crazy reason, but totalled........what did his car look like? where did it get hit? where was he parked? were there cars around his car, if so, was his car the only one hit.....i mean fuckin explain that shit. plus who's goin like 60 mph in a parking lot.....it's making no sesne really. so fill us in on all those questions i asked.

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ya, apparently a guy was doing donuts in the lot, slammed into his car, backed up, crashed into a again and drove it into the car parked beside it, then drove away. his car's been towed to some scrapyard, we're waiting to find out if it'll be a complete write-off. and sorry for being snappy, just had a pretty bad night last night.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
your icon is the only reason youre forgiven

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you'd be suprised at the fucking retards that drive like tools in parking lots.

it sounds like the acura is screwed. mabye not totaled, cause i can't see that happening in a parking lot, but it could be very close to it if it got a good hit from a SUV/Truck. and the truck would probably still be fine. ish.

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She said it was in the parking lot of a bar, so the person doing donuts was probably drunk. And wow that would suck to have 2 undriveable cars. I've never been in an accident but I fishtailed on the freeway on friday and almost hit a car. Scary scary moment

did that make any sense?
 
ya, it sucks, we've made a few interesting calls to the insurance companys, we're renting one car today, trying to get a second one as soon as possible, the autobody shop will probably give us a courtesy car.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
yeah this weekend was a shitty weekend for my friends too, fri my friend gets his wisdom teeth out, sat my friend gets arrested 50 feet away from me driving to mcdonalds, and he gets charged with possesion, then today my friend rools down a huge fucking rock hill and falls into a river and fucks up his tailbone, nothing bad has happened to me yet but im scared

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wow thats harsh

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
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