Umm, ahhh, WTF!!!

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livindalife

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So a little background before I get to the punchline. I live with 2 roomates, both of them are dudes. And a mut named Toby.

So last night we're sitting around after work watchin the tube, and drinkin cocktails. I was pretty lit at this point. My dog comes walking out of my one roomate's bathroom (we all have our own bathrooms) with something in his mouth. I didnt think much of if, he's a pup and carries things around all the time. So I call him over and take it out of his mouth. AND IT WAS A DILDO. Keep in mind that the roomate in question has never had a girl over to the house. He was immediatly making up theories and excuses of where it might have come from. This is shocking and utterly hillarious as we are all pretty buzzed up. So I get up this morning and come to work, as usual. And I just got a text from him telling me not to tell anybody what happened...................FUCK THAT he has a dildo.
 
That the previous tenant's wife left in in there under the sink (we've been there for six months so i dont think so), that one of our other friends left it there as a joke, and that maybe the dog found it outside and hid it in there prior. They were all really lame. I almost bought the previous tenant one until he texted and said not to tell anybody. Why would he care if it wasnt his?
 
Nah, he's still my roomate. Im not gonna raise a fuss because to each his own, if he wants to play with dildo's thats fine as long as he keeps it behind closed doors. I am going to give him shit for having a dildo and trying to cover it up though.
 
from the title of the thread, I assumed this would be about Obama's latest press conference. Uhh, ummmm, ahhhhhhh.................well...ummmm
 
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