Ultra Fast Tuck

Thats next years' G-Suit prototype. Nice to see it can fit normally, but I hope the largest sizes are like this years'.
 
i think like 2/3 of the show is scripted. except for that one part with the kid with the lower leg turned 180 degrees. that was nasty
 
my brother and I actually had are lift tickets taken away last year at are local mountian because we were going "to fast" in a "slow" zone. biggest bullshit ever.
 
It probably is dude. I grew up skiing Blue Mountain (its in Pennsylvania) and the ski patrol there are out of control. It's more of a theme park than a mountain.
 
HAHAHA

ive never seen a kid look like that on the mountain, and secondly, ive never seen ski patrol write a ticket, thirdly, i would never stop, i wouldnt hear them, i would have headphones and theres nothing they can say. lastly, are ski patrol like that anywhere?
 
man it certainly seems hard to believe. i feel a touch of TV has changed the patrollers, the mt, and the "rebellious thug kid going recklessly out of control"
 
the patrollers in this show are fucking retarded sometimes. one episode they were like having patroller tryouts, and some bitch just did it cuz her boyfriend was patrol. she had only been skiing a year, and was god awful.
 
and it pisses me off so much how a bunch of them wear goggles on their helmet, and sunglasses on their face. put on your god damn goggles for christs sake
 
you were prolly flying thru a green trail with yo friends...not a big deal, but if ur caught yeah they'l bitch.

anyone remember mount snow the 2nd weekend on long john last year? nubs were bitching soooo bad but we had no other way to get to the park. they had patrol sitting at the top of the trail telling people not to go fast.
 
that waa the best part. my roommate told me there is another one kinda like this or they see this kid again. idk tho.

i love how he skis away in his ultra fast tuck. its great
 
one of the tree runs at my hill drops out onto the beginner slope, and I just did a 1 off the ridge of the hill onto the bunny hill and rode to the lift switch. I get to the lift line and I take off my headphones, and there's Captain buzzkill " you were going too fast!" blah blah ski patrol bull shit. It was 8:30pm on a THURSDAY. no one was at the hill. I got 2 corners cut off my pass, because I didn't stop( I couldn't hear him, WTF?) and I rode fast switch through a bunny slope.
^ I thought that was absurd
this "SKI PATROL" show is ridiculous. If they ever tried to pull me over, I would be speechless. sooo stupid. How can they justify writing tickets on a ski hill? Fuck the East, we don't get that shit out here
 
one of my bros was on that show. he got stabbed in the neck by his own ski pole while trying a 7 off a bc kicker at my home mtn and they did a reenactment on there. bunch of stuff at crystal...well I'm pretty sure it's all at crystal. they have some dumbass patrollers but also some awesome ones too.
 
it's funny how fast Ive gone at crystal and have never been hassled this show is awesome, so funny
 
I feel the same way.
Also, I laughed so hard at the end when he says okay I respect that I'll calm down, then as soon as he turns down the hill he starts screaming and gets back into his tuck! ahahahaha
 
Haha Blue is my home mt. The sad thing is, both the skier and the ski patrol are both real. They are so anal about speeds on the green trails. Even worse, with all the people there thinking they are hot shit the kid probably wasn't acting at all.
I got yelled at once for skiing up the steps into the park last year instead of taking my skis off and walking up. My next time around, the patrol guy is still there, so I take my skis off and walk up. While I'm doing this, about three or four kids ski/board right up the steps next to me, and he does nothing but stare at me.
Last couple runs of the year last year I hit Paradise (the trail in that video) at full speed switch just to try to have ski patrol come after me. Yea, I'm that BA.
 
HAHAHAHA i was just watching it and this kid started legit crying cause someone took his pass, haha what a bitch
 
I actually expected people like us to get in trouble. like we are going fast switch IN control we get are pass pulled when someone who is out of controll and has no idea what they are doing doesn't. any of this?
 
Haha, that guy is hilarious. He just doesn't have the steeze Scott Vail does though. Did you see him skiing backwards at all, or doing spread eagles off launch pads?
That little kid is funny too. Good thread.
 
hahahahahahahhahaha. the best part is "Cmon man! I ski black diamonds! I was born to go fast!!" hahahahah. What a douchetard.
 
i'm a ski patrol in wisconsin, last time i check we were suposed to help people not be a power happy police officer. i hope to god that show is scripted and even if it is not that gives a terrible image of what ski patrol is and what it stands for. we help people, not police them, thats managements job,,,

dta08
 
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