ULTIMATE Guide To "sponcership"

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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Here's the Ulimate Guide to Sponsorship Children, a simple, step to step guide.

a) You must have some good style, when walking down the street. To look good in your sponsors clothes is very important.

b) You must send in your best footage. NEVER include your wipeouts into the vid unless you're going massive, the key is to bluff that you land everything. Trust me, they'll fall for it.

c) Always include footage of you walking around with skis and clothes with very large logos of the company on it. If possible, wear a shirt saying 'Your Ad Here' to send to multiple sponsors.

d)Use the aged effect on your Adobe Premier to make your Canon GL2 look like an old 8mm camera so they think you're needy. They might think you actually edited the thing on a TV.

e) Send them a copy of your report card. As long as you have a C+ in English, they'll know you can sign your own name and possibly even theirs.

f) Go to ever summer camp you can to get noticed. Make a deal with your mom that if she sends you to every ski camp around, she can take a little trip to the other side of the world. After all, it's chump change to her, she won't mind.

g) Hold a bottle drive to travel places, if mommmy won't put out the money of course. Asking people for bottles so you can try and get free ski equipment is awesome, I always donate.

h) Remember, it's about the image, not the skiing. If you've ever watched Ski Movie 3 you'll notice how Douglas was turned down by the sponsor. I was with him after he changed his image and he DID get the sponsorship.

j) remember your ABCs. If you recite the song over in your head, it'll inspire you to greatness. Some kid in my school did it and he got to have cooking class in a room with 8 teachers and 4 students... ALL DAY LONG.

r) Tell them Steve referred you. EVERYONE in the industry knows me and if they call me to ask if you're worthy, I'll say yes.

Good luck child, I feel you will go far.

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Heather: wrong place for clicker

Me: lol

Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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'i did a front flip to hand stand'

- Rich

 
where do the kneepads fall in to this? i always hear about knee pads for sponsorships...if only i were good enough to get one myself. i think i'm gonna try to get all the best companies to sponsor me for next year, so then i will be as good as all the pros.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
yea, i are oretty good at my aBcZ

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
And if all else fails, exchange sexual favors for a good contract.

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I heard he had a style, and so I came to see him and listen for awhile.

'The advantage to escalators is that they are never broken, they're just stairs. So you'll never see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily out of order,' only 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convience.' - Mitch Hedburg

 
remember kids! you cant possibly be a good skier unless you are sponsored!

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
dude, you don't have to be good to be sponsered, its who you know and how you represent yourself

rail shop coming soon
 
^^^^^^

i got one name for ya, 'bryan gallant'

he proves that what you just said is complely false

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
Dear Andy:

Follow my guide and one day you will be sponsored. Maybe you will even get your picture taken by Grant Gunderson. And for extra speshulness... you may even be able to compete in the US Freeskiing Open!!! Maybe you'll be even attempt a Switch 1080!!!!!!!!!!!!!

may the force be with you, andy.

And for k2skeepimp, you speak the truth. That's why I made this guide. You inspired me.

For anyone that would like the 1 page hardcopy of this guide, send $29.99 to me and I'll send you it. For the size of the book, $99 shipping will be charged.

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Heather: wrong place for clicker

Me: lol

Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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'i did a front flip to hand stand'

- Rich

 
well ill give this a try but if it doesnt work i think i just might be mad

***********NAT********

Skier guys rock my world!

'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed!'

 
yeah do we get some kind of guarantee to be sponsored

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
spancership

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
jodi you better not be serious

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
yea you need to look good.... who cares how you ski...

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
heeheh

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
Image is everything.

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
the whole reason he spelled it wrong is to make fun of a post that had the same wrong spelling and this whole thread is basically a joke, i hope you know that, if you dont please do not ever have kids because they will just be a burdon upon society

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
fuck i mean burden

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
i think it shouldnt be about your image. it should be about how well you ski.if you were a totally amazing skier and you got turned down because you are ugly thatd be gay

east coast rider

dynastar love it but dont hate it
 
it worked for me kids, and now im a daytona 400 race car driver

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
Bristolrider, why would anyone want to sponsor someone if they didn't want that person in their pants? hotness is the key to sponsorship.

But, if you want a skiing sponsorship instead of modeling, you'll have to ask someone else, I only know of the modeling / pornstar kind.

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Heather: wrong place for clicker

Me: lol

Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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'i did a front flip to hand stand'

- Rich

 
well then i should already be sponsered lol

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

Skier guys rock my world!

'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed'

~Nat
 
thankyou jodi, i feel alot safer not

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
fuck that if you act like corporate bitch you'll get treated like one. wear gigantic clothes and bitch about the ghetto and your trick ass ho of a mom. in your video, include images of you slapping women, doing drugs and pounding Courvoisier out of the bottle. cuss lots. smoke. be a role model, not for kids to turn into little do-gooder bitches, but 'cool' people. do you wanna get sponsored and be a rock star or a little suckholer?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
yah 221 got it

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
221 nails it like a 3 dollar hooker

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
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