ugliest skis?

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i dont know about you guys, but i think the Armada ARV's have got to be the ugliest skis i have ever seen.

what do you think is the ugliest ski?

 
what the hell is wrong with the old darksides? those are cool skis. i think last years concepts had a pretty ugly base. all the new salomon skis graphics are pretty gay lookin.

'about 15-20 minutes after i'd started pushing, the thing came out of my ass. I felt so relieved i started to cry. now here's the funny part. Because the shit was so hard and so big, after it was out my body went into shock. I turned all clamy, my clothes and my body were soaked in sweat, and i started to shiver and spasm uncontrollably. I just sat back on the pot and decided to wait it out. I sat on the fuckign toilet for over an hour with sweat forming a puddle on the floor, and me feeling like i'd been shoved under snow with no clothes on.' Crystaline Skier

 
Seth Pistols might be sick ass skis but I hate the yellow and pink on them.

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best bottom of a ski was dynastr concepts w/ the splotchy cow prints// best top of ski are seth pistols

i rap like im ludicrs/ i just ate a ludifisk/ thats a type of fish/ now shut the fuk up bich/

eat poop all u haters

stevens pass is the shyt

ummmm......

davisjibsdildos sux at skiing

alright peece

am i suppose to right sumsing cool here...

 
salomon crossmax, sick ski but its a good thing i dont have epilepsy.

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airstyle nt looks gay, i dunno, most skis looked pretty sick, from all different perspectives, tho i would have to say last years skogs, i woulda bought them if they weren't so bad looking

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
You are all retarded. Stop worrying about what they look like and learn how to ride them.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
I dont really like the yellow and pink on the seth pistols...and Armada, in my opinion, ARVs would look better with just the huge symbol half and half on them somehow

I have the 181 salomon 1080's and they don't look that good close up but in the air i think they look pretty tight. And as that other dude said It's all about how they ride, not how they look.

hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!

THAT BASTARD!!!!
 
Airstyles are the sickest skis ever, soo are seth pistils... u guys just need to see the skis in real life like them...

'Joyride Flims'
 
mmmmmmm foamy.......

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
I think the airstyles look mad gay with the cammoflage and the seth pistols are pretty ugly. They're both good skis though so who cares.

 
ok. the seth pistols are sweet lookin skis. they are seth's skis anyway, and he can make um look however he damn pleases. i got it. the ugliest ski ever. hasnt been mentioned.

Tada!

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i didnt like the cow dynastars at all either. sooo ugly.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
the old 720 was nice tho, i liked it better then the 1080. And my god k2skeepimp, this may be just coincidence, but that foamy thing freaks me out.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
those old skis with weird designs all over random places and the logo of the company going down 3/4 of the ski, those are a product of my ass ugly

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yeah mogul_racer you also replied in this thread about the pink and yellow on the Seth pistols then call us retarded for 'worrying' about what they look like

 
i liked the original 1080s with the big salomon logo on the top. last years 169's were white which give no contrast to the snow and was very ugly. I like any ski with mostly black on it- i.e. the Mike Nick 171

 
the ugliest skis ever are last year's skogens w/ the train, and this years 720s.

the sickest ski graphics are the public enemies, and the scratch BCs

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The second year Line made the Dragons they were butt ugly, the red and yellow. Reminded me of McDonalds.

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freestylesupreme: i personally know brian class...#1 he is homosexual...but only goes after little boys, so you might have a chance and #2 don't fix his skis because if they get fixed then he will come and bum lift tickets off me and i'll end up sweeping his remains up after he wrecks himself on the hill anyway.

MC to a kid that works at the shop where I took my busted ass Volkls. Thanks MC.
 
i have to say that the jungle concepts do grow on you...i love em now. but when i first saw them i wasl ike wtf is that shit ?!?

so fuck you too

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tahoefreerider, i was talking to lineweapon. He said that same shit to me in another post.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
i think the gayest is the scratch yeah that sux the whole ski

nah jk i think the ARV's are tight ass the pink and yellow they alls nice but yo the gayest skis TWINTIP skis are the elan airtwish they look like skis from K-mart

-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
 
the new dynastar trouble makers are pretty ugly.

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it's just me but i think the pink on the arv's is dope....and fuck the graffix those skis ride so so nice in the backcountry...

*Sketchy*
 
i really didn't like the old enemies....at all.

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why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
last years skogens were fucked up. and i think the ghetto blasters are fuckin disgusting. my little brother has them and i wish to break them.

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