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Man I hate my friends. I met this girl on Friday, and this one kid (who's not even my friend) goes and tells everyone she's ugly. So my one friend starts talking trash about how i hooked up with a troll (even though he'd never seen her). I can take a little insult here and there, but this kid is a big tool and gets no action, and he acts like tough shit making fun of me. So then my one friend talks to his other friend that goes to her high school, and finds out who she is. My other friend talks to his cousin to find out who she is. And my other friend looks all through myspace to find who she is. 3 OF MY FRIENDS FREAKING STALKED HER JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE FUN OF ME. Now, the one kid, who gets no action, says "She's not that great." He is so awkward around girls (everyone for that matter) and he has the nerve to say "she's not that great."

Man, I never get mad, but I'm so pissed right now. Sorry, I just had to blow off steam.
 
Yeah I kinda figured my story wouldn't make sense. But I guess I got the point across. My friends are gay. Not like playa hata gay, but like Complete tool-box gay.
 
haha that sucks dude, hook up with someone better and just be like hey hey!!....SUCK MY COCK FAGGOTS! i got laid by _______ (insert the hot girls name)
 
What he's trying to say is, he hooked up with a troll, and his friends are giving him shit for it, so he's pissed
 
It's not even that. First, she wasn't a troll. Second, my friends freaking stalked her to get a picture. Who does that? My gay friends do..
 
dude fuck waht they say. If you like here don't worry about what they say and go get her. Lets be serious your friends sound like bitches
 
my friend has been banging this stripper and hes been telling me shes fucken amazingly hot and shi then last weekend she walks into his apartment with her black stripper friend who had a belly hanging out more than bhills and the stripper hes been banging is nasty as hell. she was super skinny with a huge gunt and orangatang tits and knotty nappy blonde hair and a fucked up face ahhahahah she was the worse stripper ive ever seen hahaha i played it out like i didnt see her and a couple days later he was telling me about her on msn and i asked him if she was hot and he said fucken right man shes 35 and has a kid too so i acoomplished 2 things this weekend. i fucked a milf and a stripper. i hope he gets aids and dies
 
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