UFO Sighting in Jerusalem

maybe theres an entire alien species network all strapped with thier own type of pimped interstellar travel vehicle. They are just scoping around the atmosphere these days wondering when the pitiful human race will figure it out like they have thousands of earthyears ago. we are the hillbillies of the galaxy.
 
nahh fake its in Jerusalem......They're all jews their just trying to make some quick money.
 
fuck this about aliens being advanced and shit. i'm waiting until we find them and they live in mud huts and are starving to death
 
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ok, so aliens figured out the nuances of intergalactic travel and probably skirted the whole 'speed of light' bullshit to come a few fucking miles from the crust of the earth??

if they could get near here they could probably chill out by saturn and just look at us through their cameras/other instruments because their shit would be off the chain

if I was a grunt on an alien ship and the captain decided to get THAT close to a planet, i'd be fucking pissed!!!

 
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