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Will-I-Am

Will-I-Am

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Ns, lets make a list of why beautiful 'murica is better than the UK

Let me start: better teeth, rednecks, 4th of july, etc.

So..... Go!
 
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oh good, i'm sure this thread will go perfectly.

I'd say something, but i've never been to britian. I'll let you know in january after spending a few months there.
 
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And because while typing this Adult Swim did a bump that was the statue of liberty blowing up german iron gross flags, rising sun flags, and some other flag space invader style while a robot voice said USA over and over in the backround.
 
HA HA SHITDICK, we burned your white house down, while still being a part of the U.K. So technically the U.K fucked you, hard.
 
We became independent in 1867, meaning the British kicked America's ass after the revolutionary war. Though the participants were under British rule, they were FROM Canada. We won, you lost. S'okay.
 
The US burnt Britain's North American capital in York (Toronto) to the ground in 1813, Washington D.C. was in retaliation.

Also, the USS Enterprise won an incredible victory against the HMS Boxer off the coast of Maine...considering the disparities between naval power, that was pretty impressive.

Who could forget New Orleans as well. Even though it was after the war, a vastly smaller American army made up of militia men, slaves, pirates, etc. inflicted over 2000 casualties on a better trained and numerically superior British force. The most lopsided military victory in US history, they only suffered something like 70 casualties.

but yes, TWO1812 was a stalemate, good show for a country mired in debt without a professional navy or standing army, though.
 
admittedly a minor lapse in judgment...but to make up for it here is a list
-FREEDOM-girls gone wild/playboy/ect....-google -food (hamburgers, hot dogs, almost everything good=american)-colorado, utah, California, oregon, alaska mtns-football, baseball, basketball
 
Brits fuckin blew it in the War for Independence though. Saratoga, the military brilliance and heroism of Benedict Arnold. If Congress had recognized his value and contributions to the war effort, both militarily and monetarily, he would have been huger than Washington at the end of the war. Instead he suffered a fate reserved only for traitors...eternal infamy.
 
ahahah you're giving such a bad name to the Americans.. Your list is awful.

Freedom?!

girls gone wild??!!

hamburgers as good food ???!!!!!!!

dude, you're fucked up.
 
yeah, Freedom is so overrated. Don't slam hamburglars though, I ate 2 tonight...there is little that can beat a perfect burger.
 
Ok little guy, is that what they're teaching you in your history class? Hopefully they'll tell you the truth when you reach middle school.
 
you sir, are an asshole. have you ever been to UK? where are your relatives from? more than likely you are middle class white American of direct English, Irish or Scottish decent.

If you made a thread of why US is better than Canada, I would not have a problem with that cause there are plenty of Canadian on here to argue back. not so many British. and thus, you are a douchfuck.

 
watch the Top Gear episode (a reason that the UK is grater than US) where they drive across America and then tell me that you're proud to be a part of that?!
 
sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called Patriotism.
 
Your stupidity confounds me. The Canadian public education system must be just absolutely fucked. That's probably why you think bad healthcare is a good thing.
 
Cause you were implying he's a retarded Canadian for thinking that Canada's health care is better than that of America's?
 
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