Types of Threads

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I'm going to categorize this in 5 sections :

1. Top threads

2. Middle threads

3. Fail threads

4. Troll threads

5. innapropriate material threads

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1. Top threads

These threads have a high potential in them and will drag a lot of posts/flames/discussion/etc.

These threads will survive a lengthy amount of time

2. Middle threads

These threads tend to get about 30 posts or less.

These threads will die out in about 3 hours or more . They won't survive a day without being bumped up again. Same rules apply

3. Fail threads (Hehe...)

These threads have the weirdest post no one can understand and wont last 30 minutes in the first page.

These threads are mostly questions that can be answered in 1-3 posts and will die out.

Once bumped- wont survive an hour due to common sense.

4. Troll threads

These threads are self explanatory. no meaning to them . ticket to flame land

5. innapropriate material threads

These threads contain .... por.. anyways. these threads are mostly made during the weekend since the gms have their days off. but RAREly during the weekdays if they dont know what they're doing. AVOID THESE THREADS AT ALL COSTS

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There we have it. Well, lets have a discussion. what category do your threads go in?

I'll start with my percentage :

1. Top threads (0%)

2. Middle Threads (0%)

3. Fail threads (70%)

4. Troll threads - (30%)

5. innapropriate threads - 0%
 
You forgot the almighty "potentially epic thread."

It's a thread that could be awesome, but instead the first two pages are filled with:

"ZOMG FIRST"

"FIRST"

"LOL NOPE NOT FIRST NICE FAIL"

"FUCK"

"POSTING IN EPIC THREAD"

"."

"THREADS"

"THREADS"

"MY THREADS"

"FIRST PAGE IN EPIC THREAD!"

"SECOND PAGE?"

"SECOND PAGE YET?"

"ZOMG FIRST ON SECOND PAGE"

"POSTING IN EPIC THREAD!"

"."

"THREADS"

Then, by the time the thread could have actually gone anywhere or been cool, it is dead. Fucking dead. You know why? Fucking idiots posting that garbage in threads. If you claim first page, first post, or anything similar, you deserve a fucking ban and a kick in the penis.

inb4 someone quotes this and claims "first."
 
Tell me what you think. ( Scroll down to watch the video )

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/692852/

 
You also forgot in my opinion the most important kind of thread. The fail thread that fails so hard it becomes epic. Like the amsterbation one, and the "park jumps are dead to me" thread.
 
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