Two pac. cut that chicken.

after you fry up some turkeyyyyyy baccconnnnnnn on your turkey baconnnsssss then you can hop on yao mings magic stick while hes wearing a suit and find a fucking lion in a tree and call him the king of the fuckin jungle then you fuckign talk to much so go fist yoself with some turrrkeyyyy bacccconnnnnnn grease. fuckin fat skis
 
IM TALKIN ABOUT JESSE FUCKING HEALY SHOES MANG, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT MANG

KANYE WEST YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TO MY GIRL TAYLOR SWIFT ASAP OR IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKER YOU DONT TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR FIRST BORN YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG NIGGER LOVING COCK FAGGOT MUFFIN CAKE.
 
i feel like i created all this hostility... i want it to end right now little children. but if it must continue then continue
 
youre fucking absurb you fucking cock smuggling queen bishop taco slut, if you woulda listened to me last night maybe i wouldnt have texted mariah ya fucking queerbait whole stickler.
 
Why am I even going to try to respond to this thread seriously? Because I like to be different.

*cracks knuckles...cleans keyboard*

Fat skis and G-Suits:

Alright first and foremost, fat skis at Bristol (in NY for that matter) are completely unneccessary. That being said, they can be extremely fun...if you know how to properly ski. I'm going to let everyone determine that for themselves if they actually know how to ski (good edge control, blah blah blah). No, I'm not talking about edge control on rails when you're trying to "gas pedal" and pretzel 810 out of the shotgun rail Matt Miller, I'm talking about how you would ski down a REAL pitch (lets start at 40 degrees) with chopped up snow, maybe 8 inches of fresh. I'm not anyone to say if someone is a good "skier" or not, and not trying to say I am either, like I said, determine yourself. All I know is theres way too many kids now with fat skis and/or in the park who haven't ever actually learned to ski. I started when I was 7 and didn't even venture into the park til I was like 13. As a result, I'm pretty much a shitty park skier, but let's get back to the point. The point is: learn how to fucking ski before you buy your 130mm waisted rockered super sick bro'ed out fat skis. Why? Because you will have 23092482904X more fun if you actually know how to ski, otherwise they'll just ski you. And Matt as far as the hellbents- In my opinion, they're wayyy to huge for you bro. Seriously, I mean there 189 k2's, k2 skis are huge. Yeah they're rockered so that makes a shorter running length, but when I saw you picking up the skis at snow I was kinda like shit..really? I would have gone with something a little shorter for your height/weight..and maybe something that's going to be a little easier for you to handle for now. IMO, I think the whole fat ski thing has kind of gotten out of hand..but I can't blame anyone cause I think theyre cool as fuck. And a sidenote...Corey is a straight G for getting EP's after coming back from his injury and knowing he's not gonna ski park as much anymore...I hope you have mad fun on those. Oh and G-suits, if I could find them at Tj Maxx I would buy them, but I can't and as a result they cost more than my 9 night trip to Utah costs (claim).

G-suits:

Oh and G-suits, if I could find them at Tj Maxx I would buy them, but

I can't and as a result they cost more than my 9 night trip to Utah

costs (claim). If wearing a g-suit made me a better skier maybe I would buy them...but unfortunately they don't. As long as they don't inhibit your ability to sliding down the slopes it's okay (see exception: Brandon Thomson). Furthermore, Stephen Pille and I are thinking about starting a tight pants collabo and if anyone is interested PM me.

Taco Bell vs KFC:

There are way more taco bells than KFC's in Penfield...so taco bell takes the cake. There's one right down the road from me and there's nothing better than trading a 5 dolla billa for 5 flour cakes wrapped and filled with steamy meat and cheese. There was one maddd sketchy KFC near Panorama Trail but it closed down, something about they found too many needles and diseases inside or something...

Cut that chicken:

Please use proper eddicit and precaution when "cuttin dat chicken". There have been many incidents when "niggaz got too hyphy" and slipped da knife on dat chicken and ended up cuttin dat hand with dat ak?

Brandon Thomson:

This kid is the epitimy of basically everything I just typed out...in a terrible terrible way. He texts me every night asking if I can make a post about him in the Bristol Cult because he needs more exposure or something, which I never get. The kid never clicks into his bindings unless someone else is simultaneously clicking a nikon d40 DSLR camera to document his "tricks and spinny flips". He's a hugee facebook whore and competes with his friends on how many friends and tagged photo's he has of himself on the website. I heard one time he once beat the crap out of a kid in canandaigua (shane dobies or something?..) because he didn't tag 6 pictures on facebook of Brandon from a party the night before. Brandon is selfish because he steals tall coats from awkwardly tall kids like me so I have to go cold and not look "steezy" all winter. Brandon you're a tool...and I that this made you really happy...

 
ya you fail.... all that writing for a double posts about g-suits. suckss. im pretty surprised you wrote that much too..

o and for the record if anyone is confused as to why i ride lizzies for park, its because my STLs got stolen and because they are a fat park ski
 
For the record, I prefer people documenting my tricks with a Canon 1DS Mark II instead of a Nikon d40, simply because the megapixel differential and the enhanced colors and quality really makes my perfect grabs and graceful style stand out.
 
i agree with you about the bents they r too big witch is y i am trading for a 179. and g suit i like how they look so i wear it idc if it makes me better ik ofcorse it wont i just like the suit
 
Haha yup, at first I got bumble bees but they didnt fit and they didnt have anymore in my size, so i just got hot doggers. Last years, $300. But man I would probably trade these for bumblebees.
 
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