Two more skip the last

[ReturnToMonkey]

Just another way of calling last run. It still counts. Don't say it.

 

[unijibs]

So what to do we say instead

 

[Dlonetti]

two skip

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

ANOTHER

 

[GayWolf420]

time to back to the truck to drink beer

 

[dwt802]

This is controversial, the point of saying two skip is to dodge saying the forbidden phrase, making an outrageous claim that cannot be retracted. If saying two skip is actually announcing a l**t r*n than a lot of us are destined for doom.

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

So what to do we say instead

Look at each other have a mutual, nonverbal understanding

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Get to the bottom of the run and the lifts are done running, ope looks like that was our last run

 

[eheath]

L take

 

[PartyBullshiit]

go till the lifties say no

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

L take

Nah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc

 

[eheath]

Nah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc

sounds like you're cursed

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

sounds like you're cursed

Maybe but isn't it a curse for anyone to call the forbidden words?

 

[MastePoleWhacker]

“Let’s hit base and see how we’re feeling”

 

[IsaacNW82]

I just call last run blatantly and reply with "I'm not superstitious" if people get mad

 

[SlushSeason]

"Meet at the bottom and evaluate" is the best solution

 

[eheath]

Maybe but isn't it a curse for anyone to call the forbidden words?

Weird shitpost tbh

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Weird shitpost tbh

Okay dude call it what you want, it genuinely bothers me when people say some other way of calling last run and then mess up my last run

 

[kalle.]

two minus one

 

[SofaKingSick]

i call last run on every run just to tempt fate. but yeah if you're garbage at skiing like you guys this might help idk

 

[tijerdog]

i call last run on every run just to tempt fate. but yeah if you're garbage at skiing like you guys this might help idk

This guy fucks

 

[bennwithtwons]

I say two more skip the first, that way I don't even say the L-word at all

 

[Farmville420]

I call last lap and eat the consequences like the man I aspire to be. Can confirm bad shit tends to happen on last lap but I'll be 6 feet in the ground before I stop calling last lap loudly to the group. We ride together we break our wrists together, that's just how it goes.

 

[-kfedd]

just hike the rails “last run”

 

[NutsToRail]

Skill issue

Nah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc

 

[Dani-B]

'Two more skip the last' is so ingrained that I say it to myself in my head when skiing alone. Can't stop now!

 

[NutsToRail]

Imma start saying "3 more, take 2, leave the last run for ReturnToMonkey"

 

[skierman]

Saying "last run" has no effect on anything. I bet you idiots still believe a little trans girl flies into your room at night and pays you for the baby teeth under your pillow.

 

[BLandz]

Me and the boys just say “couple more runs then go inside” and take a random amount of laps before going in. Its just an unspoken vibe when to actually do it

 

[mrk127]

I say last run every single day for the last 10 years of skiing and I've never gotten hurt. Feeling the need the call 2 skip is a major skill issue

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

Just say 2 Fast 2 Furious instead

 

[Farmville420]

My homie called last lap yesterday and concussed himself on a backie, a trick I've never actually seen him fall on. He was lacing dub backies all day but the last lap curse is real, naturally had to also chuck meat myself and ate shit too.

 

[SteezyYeeter]

it's what covid skiers and flatlanders say to make themselves seem like locals. i bet they love explaining what "twoskip" means when people ask them.