twin tips, for pussies

mommy

mommy

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no, im not going to talk about raging cock whores who slay twintipped skis with thier cootchs.

im saying that if your a true skier, youll drop the fancy twintips, go to the goodwill, and get a pair of straight edged, non twintipped 190-215 cm skis. ride the way skiing was intended. it used to take skill to make it down the hill, now with all these juicy scientific advancements, one legged fags can cruise.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
hahaha! imagine how faggy a kid at cmap- on twintip skis would be SO FAGGISHLISH!!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
BOOOO, lemme see u do a flatspin 5 in the pipe buddy on 215 straights. I don't think so. So you're saying that we should go back to the old ways? The snap metal wire bindings and wooden skis? Get the fuck out of ns. We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers. Piss off.

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hes kiddin man,,,^^

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sure he is.....

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that was in case he wasn't.

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350cms 4 eva dewds!!!1

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
haha you pussy mommy, i ride 450s get back to ski school with your 350s

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yo, i fully agree that we should go back to long, straight edge skis, and if that trend doesnt catch on, we could go back to the 70s with my time machine!

He who dares wins
 
haha, yeah let's all be skibladers.... and take it anally for the rest of our lives... how bout not?

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How many Snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? = 10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they could do that'

'Give a man a picture and he'll be happy for a week. Give a man a woman and he'll ask for more pictures' - Erik Thorelli

 
i agree with everything you said until 'how bout not.'

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
haha, i'm amused by u. u like it anally? I take it u drop the soap as much as possible.

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'Give a man a picture and he'll be happy for a week. Give a man a woman and he'll ask for more pictures' - Erik Thorelli

 
when sking first hit america and races were held at a few mountains by locals in california they used 12 foot long skis. imagine that shit? like twice your height man! i know this cuz i did a whole report on the history of skiing from survival to sport, pretty sure its at eb.com if you wanna check it out.

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Actually, I'll stay on my twin tips. Thanks.

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ive got my dad's 212 hexels in the garage. i've ridden the bad boys a few times. it takes some serious skill... but id say i like todays skis; hittin the park, carving fat arcs, and floating through 3 feet of pow

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Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
 
that'd be pimpin...most kids at my resort actually ride those kind of skis...the kids are good too.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
theres a reason people buy skis nowadays, and its not to throw them in a garage then ride 210's, its to ski them

'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'

-whistlermann

-j

 
^ this guy knows whats going on.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
anyways, im abandoning twintips and grabbing a sweet ass pair of 200cm monsters. sidecut? only if your a paraypalegic do you need sidecut.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
Your an ass. I ski bummed years ago when 210s were the norm. twintips, fats what ever have brought the soul back to sking. For too long we have had to deal with crap products. The best pow skis in the early 90s were... detuned race skis. Those things loved to dive. The truly skilled will always be able to ski better than the rest no matter what they ride. you my friend are just an ass.

P.S. JAPAN HAS SICK POWDER. ITS NOT CALLED A 'DUCK A ROPE PARADISE' FOR NOTHING. YOU CAN RIDE FRESH LINES ALL DAY ' A WEEK or 2 AFTER A STORM. OH YES ITS THAT GOOD.
 
take two clones, with the same skill level. give them one a pair of 210s, and one a pair of 170s. a pair a 210s with no sidecut is going to be harder than a pair of 170s with it. of coarse the guy on 170s is going to ski better, but thats because the fucker is cheating.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
Who cares what people ride? Let them ride3 what they like ski boards snowboarts twins 210s ride what you want

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I cant spell so dont make fun of me
 
oh mommy cares

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with a passion

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this is such a stupid thread - i dont know why i am even bothering.

mommy shut up and eat slowblader ass!

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if u arnt riding ATLEAST 180s, you myswell just stop skiing and spend all your time doing tricks on a trampoline

STEEZ RiDeRs
 
im embarassed for you guys takn this seriously. anywho, i agree 210's are more challenging, and a cork 9 tail would look ill with em

 
depends on ur height. I mean if ur Simon Dumont, I don't think he uses stuff over 170

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well doesnt it depend on where you are going to ride!! you wouldnt use 160 twintip in knee deep powder right...

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^yes but why is every one calling each other gay besause they ride diffrent stuff?

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seriously it makes not difference what you ride, just make your tricks stylish, and even if you dont do tricks then make your skiing good looking

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mommy, this is a genuine offer, give me ANY pair of skis and give me ANY type of terrain, ANY where you want, and I will guaran-fucking-tee I will ski circles around you...I'm not just a park rat or a big mountain skier bitch, I can ski it all so fuck off

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

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dude, your a Fuckin Fag u Retard! skiing, snowboarding, and everything else that is just plain evil is all about progression, not regression. science made all these advances so that skiing was a enjoyable sport to have fun with, not so that 3 people on the planet can do it. yes, the 210's do make it harder, but do u really want that? will it be possible to do every trick and bring the sport farther than anyone ever has? no.

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man, if you've raced, you've raced on longer than 215's. Step up to the plate bitches.



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mommy needs to pull the new outa newschoolers b4 he stards dumbass threads like these. Sure old skis kick ass but how do u push a sport that wants to go bigger w/ old long wooden shit??

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good

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ya i hate twin tip skis too. they are so dumb. oh my god what is so cool about riding backwords? what do people think this sport is about progression and style instead of going fuckin fast and out of controll while looking like a total dumbass? this sport is def. about looking ugly

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