Twin tip Tele's are dumb...

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When have you seen a telemarketer ski switch? NEVER!

Then why do so many have twin tips?

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I've seen one guy do switch tele turns better than I can make them straight.

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some guys take them to the park and land switch and shit

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landing switch after sliding rails and stuff. i've seen it many times

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ok then

* Always stay in control.

* People ahead of you have the right of way.

* Stop in a safe place for you and others.

* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.

* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.

* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.

* Know how to use the lifts safely.

KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.

Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.

Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association

 
ive only seen really old people on telemarks so far...

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that would be one hell of a face smash

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I've seen they do switch 3's, not to bad!

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JESUS!! now we are hatin on telemarkes? have you ever heard of ben dolence ? he rodes for copper on tles and he is sick! telemarkers are just as good as most of us. telemarking is harder too

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ya ive def seen alot of people land switch tele

and twintips arnt just used for landing switch.

even if i didnt ski park i would consider a tm or 1080 cause its a great all around ski

 
fuck telemarketers.

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i have SO much more respect for a newschool telemarker than just a newschooler. it takes that much more skill, and i think that seeing a guy on teles doing a mute 3 as opposed to a regular newschooler is just that much more awesome. theyre just that much more chill in my opinion.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy

 
yeah theres the nosegrab where they pull their ski virtually to their face...think about doing a like a flatspin while doing nosegrabs on both of your skis, tweaked all the way to your forehead...

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yeah i tele, but its a ton better to jib on alpine bindings. Tele is super nice for just skiing nice pow or jsut rippin groomers. Riding switch isnt that bad but landing switch fuckin sucks

 
watch a tele movie, those guys are fuckin crazy, dropping big lines, throwing corked 7s and hitting up rainbow rails and shit... on teles

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i always give mad props when i see tele skiers trying to slide rails.....they end up getting hurt more often than not though, at least from my experience

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You can turn, ride and land swtich when telemarking - twin tip telemarking is insane!!

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First: Telemarking itself is the shit... I give telemarkers more props than anyone else on the mountain. You know how they say, 'If skiing was easy, they'd call it snowboarding?' Well, if telemarking was easy, they'd call it downhill skiing.

And twin-tip teles are just off the hook, those guys throw such ridiculous shit that it's just... unbelievable. Can you imagine trying to grind with a free heel, or land fakie? They stomp that shit all the time.

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im sorry i donot like tele's i think they are ghey but whatever thats why there's choclate, vanilla, and strawberry right?

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i think that when the tele riding develops and new more skilled riders pop up, the style will get better. we're gonna see some sweet stuff done on teles in the future...

 
Does anyone use AT bindings on twintips? What are they like to land off booters?

I reckon that'd be a sick setup, twintips with AT bindings and skins when you needed them PROVIDING the bindings could cope with the park on an everyday basis.

 
i'd fuckin love to give tele-marking a try. looks hard but i think it would help my all round skiing ability!

ethan, how bout this one; 'free the heel, free the soul!'

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i saw a fat ass bitch with telemark pocket rockets do a tiny 180 at winterpark, IT WAS AWSOME BECAUSE SHE WAS A GIRL.

 
the sickest thing I saw all last season was a tele guy stomp a 45ft zero spin, I was absolutly blown away.

 
A Basin has the most hardcore tele's I've ever seen. Most days they probably outnumber the regular downhillers.

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wow it make take some skill to ride telemarketer style, but they still look fucking stupid beyond belief.

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i think twin teli is sick as hell and harder than regular twins. it would be way harder to land with teli's let alone land at all

 
there was some fucker on teles one day in copper pipe last year and he was going higher than anyone....skier or boarder.....by a lot

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well kami you're retarded, noone says, Skiing, if it were asy it would be called snowboarding. That refernce is actually about telemarking, k2 uses it all the time in their piste line of skiis. Better luck next time:)

 
i wana see sum one try to nosepress a rail on telemark skis.. that would really make my day

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i saw 1 do a 5... it was sick

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Tele-Jibbing is absolutly sick. I pity the fool who says otherwise. Tele is by far the hardest thing on snow, let alone hucking cliffs and rollercoasters rails. Remember the size of that rainbow in the 'Tele-Park' ads rossi put out?

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
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