Twat to do...

[HenniferLopez]

ok. so I'm in a weird situation right now. my friend decides she wants a booty call NOW. I'm with her..so I'm like...uhh..what the hell am I suppose to do?! she's like...call around and find someone to chill with til I'm done. so I make a couple phone calls. everyone is busy. so she drags my ass to this kids house and I'm downstairs in some random kids room with my macbook, waiting for my "friend" to come back when she's done with this kid...fml.

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO RIGHT NOW?!

[no need for spark notes. that shits short enough to read.]

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

wank your penis?

 

[[~_~]]

Let Slandis the luv muffin soothe her satisfy her lady parts.

 

[Nicholas.]

1. slap your friend hard, in the face.

2. tell her to stop being such a whore.

3. dip

 

[SteezyOhio]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow!

umm go mess with this kids stuff, like rearrange his kitchen stuff move all the spoons and all the plates and all the bowls around so he has to undo it then also take and hide potatos around his house, cause they dont rot they just are weird as hell when you find them without reason

 

[cclan]

nailed it(no pun intented)

 

[Goglines]

wooow that is super super retarded. im sorry. why couldnt you just stay where you were and have her peace out?

 

[HenniferLopez]

Its kind of a long story. I was in the car with her when this crazy idea struck. I can't go home because I'm staying at my grandparents with this friend and they will wonder why she didn't come home with me. ugh this better not take much longer..

 

[HenniferLopez]

I don't have a penis.

 

[cclan]

so you say....

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Walk in on them and ask where the bathroom is!

 

[First.Aid]

1. Go in the room they are

2. ???

3. Profit!

 

[cclan]

in soviet russia, booty calls you?

 

[Slinger1x1]

everything but dipping. dipping is gross

 

[Tinga]

steal shit for sure. snoop through their bathroom. music collection.

 

[zerospinskier]

What's wrong with just having the threesome to kill the time?

 

[HenniferLopez]

it was already suggested. she said she's gonna be selfish and take him all for herself

oh and in regards for stealing..there's a hookah sitting in front of me right now that's looking tempting. but the owner of it isn't even here so that wouldn't be fair to him. I'm gonna steal something real fast if they don't finish soon.

 

[Goglines]

that's so dumb. bros before hos goes for chicks too. i'd be pissed.

 

[DBAKE]

Make moaning noises really loudly.

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

re-arrange asolutely everything, put stuff upside down etc...

look up pranks on youtube or searchbar the word "prank" or something i've seen several threads of people playing pranks on their roomates and shit.

 

[Arabian.]

Dip is slang for leave. Dipset outta here. let's dip.

 

[lloyd_christmas]

pretty sure he was kidding

 

[Balto]

3-some? sounds like the only thing to do

 

[Evan.Frazee]

full tilts

 

[whattheshit]

yea like in forrest gump.

pics of said friend.

 

[Thenowhereman42]

1. Join in

2. Take pictures

3. Post pictures in this thread

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

 

[liukangkid]

haha best idea, also check to see if he has any good movies.

 

[Happy.]

hahahaha YES

 

[fsscott]

Search youtube, I can spend for fucking ever on there...

 

[Hansel.]

watch the nstv ep 2 and try all the different cheeses featured in the interviews

 

[freestyler540]

Welcome NSspace, were you post your life story so that nobody wants to read.

 

[timmi]

this gave me a chuckle

 

[Mavrck]

drop your pants and start doing construction on your own situation as theyre on there way down...when they get down there ask if you can have another 20min cause your not done yet.
rob shit.

 

[Dylan_]

prove it

 

[treebeard]

and 416 said full tilt isnt a real response. thats the most legit solution in this entire thread

 

[bout_it]

1. slide shit under the door to the room they are in.

2. scream "FIRE" as loud as you can.

3. if they have a pet, let them in the room they're doing the dirty in.

I could go on if you'd like...