TURNING 18

HailSatan

HailSatan

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So on Monday going to be my birthday I'm turning 18, but I know you skiers up there don't care but I do. But when your 18 you can do more then when you were 16 like legal buy porn,drink if you live in Canada, and all kinds of think, so how does it feel and tell me what I'm waitng for. I know you don't care but give it a chance and read it, then reply back bye.
 
dude i think 16 was way better granted i live in US so still no legal drinking for me but VIP stores and such wasnt as great as driving but now i'm 19 so nothing fun about that just waiting for the 21
 
you have to be 19 to legally drink in Canada. Except in Quebec where the age is lower.

You can now get married without parental consent as well, but probably not something you wanna do.
 
it wasn't a big deal at all. still can't drink and you can get fucked by the law if you get caught doing something illegal
 
now your parents can legally kick you out of their house if you fuck up. 18 sucks, you can get your own bank account, buy porn or tobacco products (which were easy to come by when i was like 13), so really the only good birthdays in my eyes are 16 and 21 everything in between and after sucks
 
yo hommes! im turning 18 on wednesday. you got me beat by like 2 days. but anyway. yeah dude. i probably wont buy porn to watch it, but im kinda stoked to go buy some novalty shit for jokes.

but here is what i can do when im 18

sign myself outa class

buy porn

buy lottery tickets

kill people

drink in quebec/alberta

sign waivers

buy bb guns

 
I turned 18 last day of january, its pretty sick, but the only thing that sucks is if you get caught with weed your punishment is doubled. In the US it's still a Minor In Possession until you are 21 for alc.
 
ummm...you could kill people when you were 17 or younger if you had wanted to, (which would be pretty sick minded, in a literal sense) and the repercussions wouldn't have been nearly as serious, because you would be treated as a minor instead of an adult in court. Unless you mean joining the army and killing people, which is pretty much as bad.
 
hahaha kill people just thrown in with the rest of it.

but yea the repercussions will be way worse when you're legally an adult.
 
you can sign yourself out of class. thats bull. at my school, if your 18, you still need your parents to call in unless you dont live with them anymore. my friend(18) got a detention a couple days ago for calling in pretending to be his dad and say that he was sick. then the secretary was suspicious so she looked up his dads cell number and called him.
 
Overrated.

Most of the stuff I could do when I was 18, I was already doing before that anyway
 
18 is probably bitch really. 16 and 21 are the only bad ass birthdays...

i mean the only thing for 18 is...

tobacco

porn

dildos

the cons are much worse

i really just want to turn 18 so i can buy dildos and put them in random places and give them to my friends...hahaha
 
nah those friends are pussies they won't move on from handys so i've taken it upon myself to find new friends. gayer friends.

and fuck i shoulda saw that comment coming. fuck!!
 
i think you gotta be 19 to drink in canada...

and you gotta be more careful with those 17 year olds now...
 
what? i dont think i can buy tabacco i live in Bc and if i have been missing out on being able to buy shit from like 711 instead of the shaddy corner stores that sell it to all the underaged kids i wont be stoked
 
if you go to buy cigars or whatever is required where you must be 18 at a gas station it feels kinda weird still and a little illegal although it is completely legal
 
well... all the things you will do when youre 18 are probably already things you do know or can have someone do for you... so yeah. not so great. now you gotta pay taxes and such. have fun with that.
 
18 is legit to buy tobacco, but thats about it. hmmm other perks is: going to jail for underage girls, only drinking legally in some regions of canada, and if you live in utah forget about it, you have to be 19 to buy tobacco here
 
theyre so expensive to be giving away... and you get the best reaction out of poeple when you smack them in the face with it.
 
i was in poland for my 18 birthday so i went out to the bar.

now i am 22 and have nothing to look forward to other then renting cars and reduced car insurance rates
 
The absolute worst is turning 19 and 20. you still can't legally drink and all you're doing is getting older and realizing that life is changing on you. And 20 just feels like the end of an era, I feel mad old cuz i remember being 16 and being like "o shit 20 is soooo old even though 19 doesn't feel that way at all.
 
I just turned 18 today, for me it means I'm able to legally drive a car. That's all, I'm already allowed to buy alcohol, but today I'm allowed to buy the " heavier" sorts of alcohol. BTW: congratulations dude!
 
because this quote reminded me of Lock Stock & two smoking barrels, I just had to watch it. Thank you.

"Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go, hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe."

Oh, and you can vote now too, which is pretty boiring.
 
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