Tuna FIsh

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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I am drunk and I have cans of tuna that I am craving. I have mayonaise I have the tuna I have a bowl and I have pita so I am set.... but I don't have a can opener! What do I do people, what do I do!

 
use a fork and stab it on the top of the can keep doing it until you can peel the top off
 
Damn Tuna is pretty good...but too bad if I eat it my throat swells up and I risk dying...(looks at d-rocket who fed me fish once without telling me/knowing it was fish...and good thing it was processed).
 
back over it with your car. tuna fucking owns. be sure to dump a shitload of pepper on it along with the mayonnaise.
 
Screw driver is probably your best bet.

during the summer I found myself in the same predicament, i was drunk, got home, had mad cravings for tuna, but I hadn't yet invested in a can opener. So luckily, I'm from a long line of lumberjacks, so I just grabbed the nearest axe to me, and fuckin split the fucker in two. Family wasnt too happy bout the blade...
 
Knives and beeing drunk trying to open a can is bad fucking news you dumb shit.. Use a pitch fork or shovel and smash it on the table!
 
Just a quick update on my tuna dilemma... it is 7:54 I am awake to go to class. Tunaless and a broken man (from not eating tuna), I went to bed hungry last night but I am ok now for all of you concerned, thank you for the help anyway, I'm going to buy a can opener today. Goodbye
 
shit d-loc where were you yesterday. I never even thought of that. Well I guess I can have tuna tonight then. I am forever endowed to you
 
I opened plenty of cans, especially camping, with a knife. Sack up you half-ass drunk. A real drunk person would have already smashed half his kitchen trying to open it.
 
if you live in a dorm room, wouldn't there be like a hundred other people you could go ask? but like you said, you're to lazy to even get up to take a shit.
 
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