Tums+Champagne=Puke

[harlemcracka]

never, ever combine these two things. I learned the hard way the other at some trendy ass LA club, Spyder Room or something. Was with 2 guys and 4 girls, all of the girls were dime pieces in their own right, we sit down, two more girls show up who know my friend. Everything is going great, the girls are both hot and smart, which is rare in LA, and we are partying something ridiculous. Two bottles later, 1 champagne, one Ketel One, I get severe heart burn, one of the girls notices the pain on my face and asks if i need tums, i say "hell yes," and eat like 5 of those little fuckers. I go take a piss, come back, new bottle of bubbly arrives, that someone else bought for us, so toast with huge glasses, and i practically down mine. Not 2 minutes later, the waitress comes up and asked us something and as i open my mouth to try to respond foamy bubbles and not words start coming out. The girls are horrified as is the waitress who leaves quickly, i try to cover my mouth but the foam keeps building and oozing through my fings, then dripping down my chin onto my pants. As i stand up, I cough, and huge blob of foam shoots out of my mouth right onto the table in front of everyone.

Neddles to say I got no ass, got throw out of the club because the bitch waitress told the bouncer i was puking, and doubt i can ever go back there. SO don't mix tums and champagne kids, it bad news.

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

 

[jmorrison]

Maybe you shouldn't drink so much bubbly stuff.

Also, do you mean the Viper Room??

Do you live in Hollywood? If so, your in need of a few pointers homie.

 

[harlemcracka]

na def the Spyder Room, it was not on the strip where Viper is

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

 

[tBatt]

shit thats great

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-

 

[KingShit]

Your first mistake was drinking pussy champagne. Grab a real drink next time.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 

[jmorrison]

Where did you get the money to be buying all those bottles in the club?? That's gotta be a hefty bill.

 

[harlemcracka]

had to please the ladies, it is not my drink of choice

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

 

[hucker22]

hahahaha that sucks

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

 

[KingShit]

I guess harlem, do what you got to do to get laid but still man.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 

[jmorrison]

Getting laid in LA, specifically the Hollywood scene is a pain in the ass cuz most of the chicks would rather go hump an old dude with millions than just some regular dude their own age.

 

[JoeTheRipper]

that sucks dude

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 

[harlemcracka]

i am just starting to figure that out, i'm bout two zero's short on my yearly pay check to be able to pull the ass I want to out here. a lot more chicks like that out here then in NYC.

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

 

[jmorrison]

So, I take it you just moved to the West Holly area?? Super fun scene, but definitely a pain in the ass!