Trying to get to the Olympics but dont call me Margetts

Yo,

I am studying abroad in Europe and have the opportunity to go to the Olympics. I can afford the travel but the $700 hotel rooms are killin' me. Anyone going who would be down for me to pitch on a room and crash the floor or whatever? Hoping to be in Sochi around the 13th. Hoping I don't have to crowdfund this shit.
 
Whore yourself out to the athletes if you're at least moderately good looking. Fuck a gold medal curler. Actually I'd be jealous, most of the lady curlers are babes.

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Mmm. Rachel Homan. mmmm..
 
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