try this

skiierman

skiierman

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ok the whole conspiracy thread about microwaves, i just thought of this sick thing you could do with em'. ok grab yourself a grape (green one).

1. cut it completly in half

2. cut one of those halves all the way thru but leave the two halves connecting by the skin of the grape.

3. put it in your microwave on high for 30 sec.

4. watch.

if it works its really sick.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
throw a dozen eggs in that bitch and turn it on high for 30 mins.

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Make a hole in the side of it and stick your hand in it while its on

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what happens with the grape

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large sparks/flame. worth it... definitly worth it.

-Pat Melvin

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'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
if u put shit in a microwave it melts it and it smells awfull, we did it to this kid who was having a party and the smell like soaked into the wood , carpet, chairs and everything smelt like shit

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution
 
i once put a capri sun in the microwave to melt it because i had stuck it in the freezer and damn did that shit spark

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
i put a dead mouse in the microwave, and it turned into a princess with emphysema.

we shall call him gmlr
 
the CD in the microwave doesnt wreck your unit, but it does wreck the CD. its cool though...sparkles are fun.

 
yeah the grape like flames up and shit, sparks and plasma clouds. it doesnt ruin the microwave either.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
grapes are no biggy.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
You think that grape thing is cool shit, try a cat now that really kicks ass

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i put a pan with a plastic handle in there once... it filled our house with toxic fumes for the night

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will red grapes work? what abou ttesticles>/?

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adrian
 
these halves...are they face up or down?

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the insides are face up. and i duno about red grapes or testicles.....

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
damn you beat me to it damn you! oh well i'll ask again. Have you ever microwaved a cat? it rules. damn tasty too!

 
Save target as.

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the grape thing is awesome. but...um..don't put an genitalia in there....

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you can make crack with your microwave

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one time me and my friend captured a bees nest in a bag and stuck it in the microwave it was well worth our time

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the guy who said put a cat in the microwave, one of my buddies mom put a cat in the microwave and killed it, shes in jail now

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
in that video that someone posted.... is the camera in the microwave or something? what the hell was it pointed at? sick none-the-less

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i posted the vid too, the camera is in the roof of the microwave facing down onto the grape.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
I think i speak for everyone when i say, 'how did u get the camera into the top of ur microwave??'

wtf? how'd u do that..

(poster of the 4000th video...)
 
I think i speak for everyone when i say, 'how did u get the camera into the top of ur microwave??'

wtf? how'd u do that..

(poster of the 4000th video...)
 
weirrd..

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I never had any idea that flaming stuff in microwaves was so big. I guess you learn something new everyday.

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