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Toothless

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friday night i got smashed and broke a paper towel dispencer at a club. i then got kicked out of the club by three large bouncers. they hurt me. i then broke into the ballroom at mcdonalds nearby. yes. the ballroom where children play. took a pee down the slide, and passed out. i woke up in the morning to the janitor opening up the place. i ran. laughing at myself, it was funny ass shit.

 
hahahahahaha Thats awesome!

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
the weekend before that we got banned from a save on foods for throwing shopping carts, went downtown slutted it up at the clubs, cabbed home, ran from the cab after $60 then cabbed the rest of the way with a different company, passed out, woke up an hour past where the fucker should have dropped us off...good times toothless..

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Wow! you guys must of had a great time.

lol O man I can see that happening to you two.

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
that was all good except the fuckin waste of money...but the first cab was the best...ive never ran so fast in my life man, and breaking shit rules

 
Yea! toothless and CJ are great guys...

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
couple nites ago I was chillaxin on my sofa with my fam and woke up to find myself on the sofa... without teeth brushed! I brushed twice... good times.

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wow! dude, i want to pee down a mcdonalds slide!

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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag

COMMON SENSE!

 
i think ive said something in another thread about this, but i once woke up in front of a church naked underneath a bathrobe. i dont know how i got there or what exactly i did the night before...

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
u probly had been taking it 'in the bum'

We're gonna live like kings, damn hell ass kings!' -Bart Simpson

TCC WUUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Solid!

NWFT for life!

 
i can only wish that my life was so eventful, and hope by the end of the summer i have some crazzy stories to tell.

peed down a McDee's slid... classic.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
my friend partyed so hard last night he was still drunk this moringin durin are english finial exam. in front of everyone

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
but you always do better in english when your drunk... espically when your writting essays.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
^true

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
^ not really, apparently i got a 70 on a research paper cause i had to fix up a rough draft and i did it on the computer, printed it out when i was drunk the night before it was due. got it back and it said in big red letters, NO CHANGES DONE, WHATS THE POINT?

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ considering its already done, i doubt thats gonna happen

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
you pussy, i pee down the slide at mcdonalds during the day, while kids are on it.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
haha that's awesome guys, and yeah taxiing around vancouver is WAY too expensive, it's like they want you to jet and not pay or drive drunk! (or drive drunk or go home with a random slut cause her place is closer, whatever works)

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
every thursday night for like 2 months me and my buddies would sneak in beer to the theaters, down it as fast as possible while still enjoyin the movie, then fill up large empty pop cups with piss by floppin'er out mid movie and pissin. we almost got caught one time cause we smuggled in like most of a 24 between 4 (wed only get buzzed this isnt a drunk story)of us so there were cans everywhere and when my buddy went to get more pop corn he tripped over all the empties on the stairs makin the biggest noise ever...but we always wondered what the clean up peeps would think when every thurs they would find 2-4 cups of urine ahahhaha

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
^^whoops I said drive drunk twice, I am drunk though, ah the irony

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
me and a friend got drunk before skool, that was a fun day

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
haha classic

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
^getting drunk in theatres:

Jackass: wasted, WASTED fuckin so tanked and at the credits i stood up on my seat in front of a huge audience and whipped it out and pissed all over the seat in front of me,,, that movie was hella contagious

and during FUBAR we whipped all our empty forties of OE at the screen and they smashed, constantly i dont know how we didnt get kicked out...good times

 
thats ironic because my friend actually did take a piss down the slide, it was during the afternoon and kids were USING it, haha little shits had it comming

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
i feel sorry for whoever went down the slide and encountered a puddle at the end

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs
 
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