Troy Murdough to host Such Is Life?

[itwasajoke]

Is mr. dong dong going to revive a rage films past time? Will it be at the wendy williamson? Would there be immaculate drinking afterwards? would women flock like the salmon of capistrano? I doubt it. But if your looking for some bomb ass skiing from some the best riders in the world I suggest you be there. Did I mention that it was going to be after the 5 o'clock FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY?

Be there you little silly pants? Or ill bone all of your moms'

 

[garrett.]

the mom part is no lie

 

[aurora.]

free crack giveaway....followed by such is life??!! hot damn....sounds like a party.

 

[assface]

when did this/is this happening

 

[[~_~]]

That's cool, considering Rage hasn't even fucking paid me for Tim's shots yet...

 

[itwasajoke]

tims not even int he movie, why would they pay for your shots?

 

[[~_~]]

For his shots in Enjoy.

and is it the 5th of october, or november?

 

[assface]

tim not in a rage movie....wow thats new

 

[skithe49th]

whens this movie showing crack giveaway goin down?

 

[itwasajoke]

no ski movie from me will be shown.

 

[assface]

WHAT??

p.s.... will there still be a free crack giveaway?

 

[skithe49th]

wait no such is life, or no troy, or no crack and women??

 

[assface]

i must know as well

 

[[~_~]]

So I just bought a sheet of sunshine for nothing?

 

[Durtschi]

aint no sunshine when shes gone

 

[itwasajoke]

Melissa, its frank, I was just in the neiboorhood and I was wondering if you would like to have some frozen yogurt or a whole meal of food later.

 

[Durtschi]

put in a restrictor plate, to give the red dragon a little extra juice... but keep that on the downlow, she aint exactly street legal.. hey mike

 

[[~_~]]

And what's worse: you put Nala in danger!

 

[Durtschi]

NALA IS DEAD

 

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Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.