Troll Judgement

HIT

HIT

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Good/bad?

too much/not enough?

he disconnected before i could tell him it wasnt real lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: i need help

Stranger: uhh how?

Stranger: hello?

You: i think took too much acid, the words im typing are turning into birds flapping their wings in my face, and for some reason a window is open

Stranger: are you on something?

You: acid

Stranger: what kind?

You: battery acid, my friend told me id get super high, more then on marijuana

Stranger: omg why would you do that! its posion!!!

Stranger: it can kill you!

You: WHAT! no!

You: youre lying

You: i thought it was normal to bleed a bit..

You: what the fuck

You: are you serious?

Stranger: i thik it can.. i know its like a posion

You: could you google it for me?

Stranger: yea

You: why do i keep coughing up blood too

Stranger: i dont know.. hold on.. go wash your mouth out! and drink some water

You: i dont feel very good anymore...

Stranger: you can die!!! drink vinegar

You: my stomach really hurts...

Stranger: its burning your insides

Stranger: why do u listen to stupid things!

You: i just wanted to get higher then on marijuana

You: youre lying right?

You: i feel like i have to puke now..

Stranger: its a strong acid that can kill you because it burns you inside ouy

Stranger: no im not. i looked it up like u said

You: WHAT

You: FUCK! NO! your have to be kidding!

You: i dont have any vinegar in my house~!!#!@#$%

You: asdkfasdlkjfasdkl;fjdsa'lfjksad'

Stranger: im sorry... im not im not someone to joke around!

Stranger: go run to your neighbors!

Stranger: hurry!

You: oh no..... im really scared and in aLOT OF PAIN :(

You: gotta go to neighbour bye

Stranger: bye

Stranger: and be safe!

Stranger: dont disconnect the chat.. just leave it just in case

Stranger: if you read this later.. if vinegar doesn work.. drink milk or LOTS of watter

You: hello? do you know where my son has gone? he ran out of the house really quickly without saying anything

Stranger: to his neighbors

You: why? did he say which one?

Stranger: no he didnt

Stranger: im sorry honestly!

Stranger: i dont know what happened

You: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! HE ISNT BREATHING

Stranger: idk its a random chat site.. read before messages!!! take him to the hospital!!

Stranger: NOW!!!!! please.

Stranger: idk he said he inested battery acid!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
ill just posts my trolls of the night here...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: no youre stranger

You: im normal

Stranger: me too

You: no...

You: you're stranger

Stranger: you too

You: omegle doesnt lie

You: youre lying

You: im not stranger

You: im not strange at all

Stranger: how do u know?

You: because im not strange

You: but you are, so you're stranger. then me

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: r u indonesian?

You: haha no, did you get hit by an earthquake?

Stranger: no ,

Stranger: you?

You: but... i thought you did

You: you're not japanese?

Stranger: yeah

You: oh you are

You: i hope you're okay

Stranger: i'm okay

You: but didnt you get hit by an earthquake?

You: my prayers go to you

Stranger: so do i to u

You: but why?

You: youre the one that got hit by an earthquake?

You: did you save the nuclear plant?

You: heard it was going down

Stranger: i'm nit japanesse

Stranger: i'm indonesian

You: but you just said you were japanese...

Stranger: *not

You: im so confused

Stranger: no

You: so wait, you got hit with a tsunami not an earthquake?

Stranger: no

You: what?!!!! then what did you get hit with?!

Stranger: i'm fine

You: oh thats good.

Stranger: i told u

You: so hows indonesia? eating lots of food out there?

Stranger: yeah

You: oh thats good. what kinds of food?

You: good food?

Stranger: so many traditional foods here

Stranger: of course?

Stranger: where do u come from?

You: are you sure they're good though? i dont know if i believe you

You: give me a reason to believe you

Stranger: u can taste it by urself

You: no i can't. i won't unless you give me a reason to

Stranger: what the reason do u want?

You: Why?

You: I ask you, why?

Stranger: wahy?

Stranger: *why?

You: Why what ... ? why are you asking me all these questions?

Stranger: tau ah

Stranger: cobain aja sana

You: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! You;re making me hungry, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU CONTROLLING MY MIND?

Stranger: HAHA

You: WHY AM I HUNGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN

Stranger: BODO AMAT

You: Aku mendengar makanan Indonesia adalah kotor

Stranger: enak aja lo

You: NO WAY

You: youre lying.

You: You told me earlier it was nasty

Stranger: terserah lo

You: Im way too confused.. make up your mind... Is the tsunami coming or what, I'm late for work.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Hey!

Stranger: meow

Stranger: hwllo

You: cool! this is so much fun! will you be my friend?!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: sure

You: We can share teddy bears and condoms, and talk about dogs together!

You: What's your favourite food?

Stranger: would there be gummy bears and sour patch kids?

You: OH MY GAWD. I already licked all the sour off of the kids' patches.. but next time they're yours. I Promise!

Stranger: okay

Stranger: good

You: So how's Albert?

Stranger: fine i guess and i got a new one

Stranger: i named it Charles

You: Albert you didn't see that one coming!

You: HAH, that's what she said.

Stranger: lol yea

You: Taco's are delicious eh? Too bad I ate fish tonight...

You: it was all mushy and shit...

Stranger: and they smell fishy

You: I mean, it wasn't even good. There was carrots and shit in it.

You: 1000 ways to die?

Stranger: yea one of my fav

You: I heard some chick died because she didn't shave the carrot and it cut her vag apart.

Stranger: lol saw that one

You: But that's not what i was talking about. Seriously. there was carrots...

You: and other stuff... but i dont know what.

You: Hmmmmmmm

Stranger: did u see the one where this girl was giving a bj too a cumuber and then choked

You: Naw. i dont know.

You: HAH NO!

You: Vegetables: America's Next Top Wanted

Stranger: well it was kinda funny

Stranger: are tomatoes counted as a vegetable

You: No, they're a fruit.

You: Fruit don't kill people silly. They're innocent.

You: Except bananas. I'm sure they've taken many. May they RIP.

Stranger: yea bananas are just .... my pet unicorn died becuz of them

You: was it a robot?

You: That game is AWESOME!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: asl ?

You: what duz dat mean

Stranger: age sex ?

You: 20, hermaphrodite

Stranger: male or female ?

You: i have the best of both worlds

Stranger: means ?

You: guess

Stranger: shemale ??

You: you betcha

You: you ever seen a tiger? they are neat

Stranger: so ?

You: hmm?

Stranger: no im not from jungle

Stranger: :P

Stranger: whats your name ?

You: at the zoo silly

Stranger: name ?

You: I forget

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: great joke

You: do you ski?

Stranger: no im srk ...

Stranger: :P

You: i'm 12 and what is this?

You: tom wallisch

Stranger: male ?

You: guess silly!

Stranger: mmmmmmmm i think its a male name

Stranger: :)

You: Tom can be both grrrlll and boi

Stranger: so your a girl :)

You: i have to leave 4 work soon

Stranger: its ok not a problem buddy

You: i deserve respect! i'm your elder

Stranger: whats your age ?>

You: u like elephants? i like feeling the rough skin underneath their bellies

Stranger: yes i love elephants .. elephants are in my blood

You: wowee! elephants are kind of like sour patch kids, if you think about it.

Stranger: hmm yes agree

You: what do you want to talk about?

Stranger: anything u like ??

You: tigers and elephants. what is your favorite animal, girl?

Stranger: im male 20

You: ooohhhhh

Stranger: and my favrt animal is tiger

You: do tigers fart? farting makes my tummy feel funny

Stranger: just tell me your sex age ?

You: my sex age? how about just tell you how you just got TROLLED HARD

Stranger: huh

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

what to do when you find out your partner is cheating on you? (s)he doesn't know you know

Stranger:[/b] what i do?

You:[/b] slap dat hoe

Stranger:[/b] yes

You:[/b] tell her bitch what the fuck

You:[/b] and be like FUCK YO COUCH

Stranger:[/b] but women not should be told in this way

Stranger:[/b] you are american

Stranger:[/b] yes?

You:[/b] that is where u are wrong sir

You:[/b] i

You:[/b] am....

You:[/b] Canadian

You:[/b] but not really....

You:[/b] i am Russian

Stranger:[/b] i see

Stranger:[/b] well

Stranger:[/b] I think you was american

Stranger:[/b] they not

Stranger:[/b] ...

Stranger:[/b] nice persons

You:[/b] why do u think that

You:[/b] what are u

Stranger:[/b] always

Stranger:[/b] curse

Stranger:[/b] say bad thing to girl

Stranger:[/b] not good

You:[/b] LIKE NIGGA BITCH BE WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER ILL SLAP U SO FUCKIN HARD U WHORE

Stranger:[/b] er

You:[/b] good impression

Stranger:[/b] yes similar to things that you have said

Stranger:[/b] i am Uzbek

Stranger:[/b] so we have good respect for women

Stranger:[/b] yes?

You:[/b] yes

You:[/b] we do to

You:[/b] well i do

You:[/b] so when your partner is cheating its best to talk to them and find out why

Stranger:[/b] yees yes

You:[/b] and solve the problem rationsally

Stranger:[/b] never say bad

Stranger:[/b] grabbing?

Stranger:[/b] ok

Stranger:[/b] just dont hit too hard

Stranger:[/b] and do it not on face

Stranger:[/b] or visible

You:[/b] haha yes just slap dat ass

You:[/b] so hard

Stranger:[/b] yes

Stranger:[/b] women should be trreated well

Stranger:[/b] but must be discipline

You:[/b] i love my women

Stranger:[/b] dont love women

Stranger:[/b] make women love you

Stranger:[/b] then she listen

Stranger:[/b] also

Stranger:[/b] she say no?

Stranger:[/b] you say YES

You:[/b] good words of wisdom

You:[/b] i respect that

Stranger:[/b] yes yes

Stranger:[/b] you are good

Stranger:[/b] man of russia

You:[/b] thanks my close brother

You:[/b] well have a good day i need to go now

Stranger:[/b] yesyes

Stranger:[/b] REMEMBER SMACK YO BITCHES YO HOES

Stranger:[/b] SO THEY DON'T GROW

Stranger:[/b] NO BACKBONE

My conversation about women

 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

You Cannot Escape This Question

Stranger 1: Male or female?

Stranger 2: m

Stranger 1: Female or male?

Stranger 2: what do you think the m stands for?!

Stranger 1: "Masculine, but not quite male?"

Stranger 2: yeah, that would be me

Stranger 1: Great! So you are female?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: Why not?

Stranger 1: Why are you not a female?

Stranger 2: i dont have a vagina

Stranger 1: Well, why?

Stranger 1: Why did you not take one in the womb?

Stranger 1: Instead, you settled for a phallus!

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 
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