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davecote

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argue about the best trick ever!!!

sex is like math:

+ the bed,

- the clothes

divide the legs,

and hope you dont multiply

-DC-
 
or we could not!!! thatd be sick!!

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
switch spraffy!

Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
 
oh yeah, with a 180 also

Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
 
sw unatty cork 2160 off a 500 foot table

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
I never thought I'd agree with mommy but I gotta say switch rodeo 5 true tip grabs are sweet, especially Jon Ollson's

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
the rad grab, kick out a daffy, grab the tip left tip with your left hand and the right tail with your right hand. my friend invented it in 7th grade, when we, quote, 'skiboarded 4 lyfe!!'

 
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