tricks to get ski waranty...anyone??

pocket-rocket

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Ok, so here come the end of the season. It is basically the time of the season when you want to break your skis, and have a new pair. i suggest that anybody that as special tip to break skis, without skiing on em post it here.

we should post tricks for almost every skis..

rossi,salomon,head,atomic, dynastar, fischher and other..

here is one for the scratch, bang the tip on the floor very hard, and it should crack..

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yeah, i need some for some pocket rockets

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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may be cou can try to band the tail straight on the floor, since the edge is ending up there, it might open...

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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what if i just start beatin it against some ice on the hill?

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

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at this time, the ice is pretty soft, try a floor

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ok, ill go over to my friends house, and beat it against his carpet that doesnt have padding under it, just concrete, will that work?

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..
 
for scratches you can return if you have the pressure cracks in the tips... i can see into the ski on my pair... and all the ski's supposedly do this, so they expect alot will be returned... I'm returning mine at the end of the season... but they haven't changed the ski so they'll do the same next year...

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what happens if you beet the shit out them then they dont cover it under warrenty?

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
your fucke di guess.. i just told line my egde and top sheet are seperating under my boots... which it is.. and they asked me if i was grinding and i replied with no im only a beginner.. she said grinding isnt covered under warranty do i got them to give me an r.a. number

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^liar...haha. my scratches are getting returned for those wonderful pressure cracks on the front tips.

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anyone know how to delaminate or something else covered uner warrenty for this years concept. would they still warrenty the delam even if there is no edges under my boot form sliding? would they give me trouble makers?

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i just held the tip of my friends ski and jumped on it right behind the heel piece of the binding and snapped that motherfucker in half and it got warrantied. dont hit them on anyything because it will look obvious what you did and you will be fucked

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yeah what weiner said works

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Yeah, I told Dynastar that I don't grind because I'm not good and I gave them all this bullshit about how this was my first year and I'm gettin' new concepts.

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or if the skis are drilled improperly and your binding rips off they will replace them.. or delaminate them by putting super hot water in your bath tub.. let them sit.. then super cold water and stick it in and it should delam.. or vice versa? i forget

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stand the ski strait up, hold the tip of the ski and place your foot right under your back binding. press down with your foot

if your not cheating your not trying
 
Snowbird said that they didnt changed it, which is not right...they did ameliorate it, its harder to break, but it does break...the tech rep of rossi did broke one of his next year demo...

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i dont know how to break the new ones its foam and soo flexible, and i dont know if they waranty rails...ask Blaster10 or _10...

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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Generally, rail damage is NOT a warranty issue, though you can get it past the company. It's interesting to note that ski companies use images of skiers sliding rails to sell their stuff(infering that their skis can handle rails) only to make inevitable rail damage not covered by warranty.

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im interested in cams idea. was his way the right one? or the vice versa, and will it work with pocket rockets?

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..
 
i got this message from pocket-rocket, for all you salomon owners

Message to: skierdood86

Message from: pocket-rocket

Date Sent: 2003-03-25 19:00:09

hey man, i found a way of delaminating salomons. Put the tail over the oven, and when its really hot, push the edge, than, put it in cold water,and make sure the tip is still curved, cuz its becoming flat when you heat it..

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..
 
i wouldnt do it, the base would melt!

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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just put ur foot down on the tail of the ski right behind the biding, get a friend to take the tip and lift it up slowly, the ski will snap right under that heel of the binding the exact same as it would if u fell on it while skinig, all u hafta do is tell them that u fell on moguls and looked and it was snapped,

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
hey gallent

do you have this years or last years 1260??

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
heat is different then a delam you'll have a bubbled base, the difference is easy to tell, and your out a pair of skis. easiest way is tojump on the ski right behind the binding (this has already been said) or, and I am not sure if this works. put on your skis and bott click in get up and balance on your tips and just bounce really hard. you'll hear snapping in your skis, and maybe you binding will pull out, anywasy, the flex is fucked and you'll get new ones.

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my k2 enemy are delam (legit delam) and i get them warrentyed for PEs

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just flex them so much that they break in half and tell them it happened skiing. If they don't believe you beat them to hell with the pieces.

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this years have the rubber topsheet, yet they still get cracks, or at least mine did

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'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
just go off a big jump, and case it and stomp down your landing in the backseat, it might hurt your shins a little, but at least your breaking them skiing. i broke 4 paris of skis t his year, and i was trying not to break any.

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
Is it our fault that we spend all this money on our equipment and they have a warrenty?

 
jibmastajizak some people cant afford to buy a new pair of skis bindings and boots every season, and if theres something wrong with ur skis and it has a warranty , y not send it in, if it screwed the company then they wouldnt have a warranty

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
but seriously there should not be a post about this. if your too dumb to break your skis you don't deserve new ones.

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no..if u ski hard and try and progress and break them then ur obviosly skiing pretty hard, tanner breaks more than 10 pairs of skis a year is a dumb?

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
or how about you not break your skis, and ski on them for a while, it might be better for the industry.... if they dont break in the first year then you have time to save up a little cash and buy a new pair.

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
u said earlier u broke 4 pairs thats helping the economy, im not talking about breaking them at home im talking about while skiing

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
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