Trick or treaters

Bob_Gnarley

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hahahaha there is a ton of those motherfuckas at my door, Im just ignoring em. im such a dick, becuase they have to walk up my long ass driveway lolz
 
Yeah? Well at least all you guys are not forced to stay in your senior year Halloween because you chose to take the SATs the next day, yeah how 'bout that?
 
Its not uncommon for the younger crowd of trick or treaters to start out early.

And to the thread creator, you should be embracing it rather than being a stingy fuck. You were once a little kid with those little legs. Karma's gonna bite you in the ass. =)
 
pretty lame bro, i hope one of them pisses on your front door. wouldnt you be pissed if you walked your ass all the way up some assholes driveway and they wouldnt give you candy?
 
yo im pissed. i got mostly chocolate. i wanted fruity candy like swedish fishes but i didnt get any. and i went alone. sad
 
word dude, so did i

i had a sesh at my friends house from like 5-8:30, came home adn got like 10 pieces of candy becasue everyone was done with it, then on the way home from getting free ice cream at stewarts, some person asked if i wanted the rest of theirs becasue they were done for the night, so they dumped the whole bowl into my bag

basically it was a pretty sick holloween for me for once, minus the fact that all the vagina had left before i got there.
 
One year when i was like six, some punk ass kids threw our pumpkins at our front door. We never got the stain out.
 
Earlier some kid was fucking kicking my door because it took me more than 10 seconds to get the door. I opened the door and said, no candy for you and turned all the lights off. He kicked it ran off and tripped on the damn step. I opened the door and said "yeah asshole how do you think my door feels?" He got hella embarrassed in front of all his other friends. Usually though I'm not that much of a dick. Now tomorrow my parents are gonna make me clean off all his big marks his foot left on my door.
 
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