Tribute to robe and wizard hat

TravisDuncan

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I have been a long time follower of Newschoolers and all the shenanigans that goes on, with the pee in her butt, and robe and wizard hat, and chads gap answers in all the threads. So I took it into my hands to use all the famous lines from Newschoolers in a Cyber chat with somone. After I Googled and found a free cyberchat room, its super funny try it out, here is the conversation I just had.

Im not sure if its funny because this guy is just fucked up, and kept going, or its just funny.

And no homo

dude> hi

cherrypopa> Hey, sexxy

dude> so ur a female?

cherrypopa> yes, 5'7 long blond hair and a DD

dude> wanna cyber

cherrypopa> yea, are you feeling it?

dude> yes baby

cherrypopa> So what turns you on?

dude> blowjobs, detailed kissing

cherrypopa> Ok, I dim the lights, and unhook my bra

dude> mmm i lay back on the bed looking at your sexy bod

dude> my cock grows

cherrypopa> I slowly undo your zipper

dude> mmm i look inro ur beutiful eyes

dude> as i look at u, i pet ur head softly

cherrypopa> I gaze back, starting to stroke your cock

dude> oh yeah baby, i moan

cherrypopa> I start to tease you licking your shaft

dude> i pet ur head a little longer, stroking ur hair from top to bottom

cherrypopa> I start to put your large cock into my mouth

dude> i push ur head down a little harder into my cock every time u take it into ur mouth

dude> oh god baby

cherrypopa> It taste like a fresh sunday morning

dude> i blow u a small kiss

cherrypopa> I start to gag from your bulging man hood slamimg the back of my throat

cherrypopa> The kiss is very much needed

cherrypopa> I slowly kiss up your body and meet your face to face

dude> i feel the back of ur throat on the tip of my cock, as flem rolls down the tip of my cock

dude> i wrap my hands around ur waist

dude> then i kiss ur neck softly

cherrypopa> I come up and whisper iinto your ear, "let me go freshin up" ;)

cherrypopa> you wait stroking your penis

dude> mmmm, alright babe

cherrypopa> I return wearing my robe and wizard hat

dude> nice outfit, really kinky

dude> why does it way male on ur info?

cherrypopa> I cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADDNESS!!!

cherrypopa> AND THEN YOU PEE IN MY BUTT

cherrypopa> we gingerly touch our tips together

cherrypopa> you moan like a wild bridge troll

dude> when the mouse goes over ur name, it says male

cherrypopa> whats the matter dude?, Im almost finshed dont stop

dude> u should fix that

cherrypopa> I will baby,

dude> u sure ur a female

cherrypopa> yes, my fingers are in my vigna

dude> mmmm

dude> what was that about the spell, can we redo that

dude> im under ur spell

cherrypopa> yes sure baby, I put a spell of unbreakable madness and you frollick like a wild unicorn

dude> whoa whats wrong, i cant control myself

cherrypopa> you stamp your feet, and start to charge

dude> im charge at u

cherrypopa> your horn misses my never before touched hymen by inches

cherrypopa> you charge agian

dude> i charge at u aas fast as i can

dude> almost had u there

cherrypopa> I turn and bent over, your horn tears up my ass, like a jackhammer on an old sidewalk

dude> mmm baby, ive got ur ass

dude> i shove my horn into ur ass

cherrypopa> I know it hurts so GOOD,

dude> even as a unicorn, this is sexy

cherrypopa> you then release you rath of piss into my ass

dude> mmmm, i stream, piss inside of u

cherrypopa> it drains out and drips off the tip of my raging hard clit

dude> mmmm it feels so good baby

dude> so whats next u witch babe

cherrypopa> I then grab my magic wan an cast a spell turning me into a rhinocerus

dude> ...

dude> what

cherrypopa> I turn you into another rhinocerus

dude> this is odd, but okay

cherrypopa> we are on the african savan and you see my from acrossed the plain

dude> i walk over to u

cherrypopa> I turn defenceless, as you walk towards me

dude> i begin fucking u

dude> mmmm

cherrypopa> I step away, and then start to circle you

cherrypopa> gazing at your large member

dude> im sorry babe, but can we change this, its very wierd

cherrypopa> sure baby, you set the sence

dude> go back to the part where u were on top of me

cherrypopa> ok, as a rhino?

dude> no, as human

cherrypopa> oh sorry, I put on my robe and wizard hat, and climb onto the dresser

dude> mmm, what r u up to babe

cherrypopa> I leap from the dresser and crash onto you, you moan in excitment

dude> mmm ur so wild babe

dude> as u land on me, i slap ur body and grope ur ass

dude> mmmm

cherrypopa> I cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADNESS, and you frolick around like a manity

dude> yeah, i frollick around u , looking at ur sexyness

cherrypopa> I then cast Lvl 8 of cock infinite, your dick grows

dude> whoa

dude> i smile

dude> mmmm im so horny

cherrypopa> I scared like a difenceless pixie fairy lost in the forest of eden

cherrypopa> You hand cuff me to a tree

dude> yeah, now u wont get away

cherrypopa> you have your way with me, demanding how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

dude> mmm i could get used to this cock

dude> chads gap from the bottom of alta?

cherrypopa> pee in her but

dude> i turn u around, then i piss into ur ass, releasing a giant stream into u

dude> as i do this, i kiss the back of ur neck

dude> then i nibble ur ear, saying kinky things to u "im gonna fuck u so good babe"

cherrypopa> I then take off my robe and wizard hat, revealing my robust dick

cherrypopa> I bust a nut in your eye

cherrypopa> an mushroom stamp your forhead

dude> i thought u were a female

cherrypopa> Im, I was just kiding

dude> im straight

cherrypopa> haha, PEE IN HER BUTT, THEN PEE IN MY BUTT< THEN PEE IN YOUR BUTT

dude> that was fucked up man

dude> i thought u were a woman

cherrypopa> fucked up for you but, I bust my nut 4 times, and you still dont know how to get to chads gap

dude> fagg

cherrypopa> I put on my robe and wizard hat

dude> ???

cherrypopa> I let you put on my robe and wizard hat, and you cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADNESS

dude> i told u , im straight

cherrypopa> I frolick around the room like a wild Panda bear

dude> do u understand me

cherrypopa> I ask you to afterbang me like Tod Wallnutz

dude> i dont cyber with guys

cherrypopa> Im not a guy Im a wizard

cherrypopa> I thought you understood :(

dude> what r u ?, for real

dude> male or female

cherrypopa> IAM THE PRETZEL MAN, THE KING OF AFTERBANG, JESUS AND MUCH MORE

cherrypopa> * PRETZEL WOMAN

dude> cmon , male or female

cherrypopa> did you bust your nut let?

dude> do u mean female?

dude> no

cherrypopa> oh, ;(

cherrypopa> do you not find me hot?

dude> r u a guy? or a woman?

dude> just answer me

cherrypopa> Im a pre-opp transvestite named Larry Newcomb

dude> what exacly is that

cherrypopa> LOL WUT XD

dude> so ur a guy pretending to be a woman

cherrypopa> Lets just say... Im a woman trapped in a mans body

dude> next time u should just be honest

dude - You have been ignored.

10 dude left the server. Quit: A bientôt

 
cherrypopa> you have your way with me, demanding how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

dude> mmm i could get used to this cock

dude> chads gap from the bottom of alta?

best part
 
cherrypopa> Im not a guy Im a wizard

cherrypopa> I thought you understood :(

this made me laugh. This is one damn funny thread.
 
woww so i couldn't finish this because i can't laugh, gf's parents are across the hall sleeping, and holding in the laughing was getting really painful.
what i did read made my night.cant wait until tomorrow when i get to read this in all its glory.
 
hahaha can't believe i read that whole thing.

favorite line: dude> even as a unicorn, this is sexy
 
cherrypopa> I then take off my robe and wizard hat, revealing my robust dick

cherrypopa> I bust a nut in your eye

cherrypopa> an mushroom stamp your forhead

haha not bad. you gotta get the all-caps im the fucking batman in there
 
i was a little uncomfortable reading that, considering you are a guy and all. but i did laugh for about 20 lines staight
 
well done my friend.

dude> go back to the part where u were on top of me

cherrypopa> ok, as a rhino?

had me laughing pretty fuckin hard
 
I don't know, that was more creepy than it was funny.
Number 1: you played a chick, and went along with it for too long.Number 2: that dude seemed into it for too long.
 
HOLY SHIT you be a trolling genius, Im surprised that the guy stayed for so long. I'd say you were almost as good as the real one.

I like how the guy was like " i pee in your butt" that was funny
 
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