Travis Redd loves www.newschoolers.com, and he wants...

hey travis- remember that one time when we stayed in that house in Maine for JO's and you made Glenn's nipples purple from twisting so hard?

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
Milk or cereal, which one goes first in the bowl?

"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."

- Dr Hunter S. Thompson
 
Travis- I watched your segment in high 5 many, many times, and I decided to go out and copy your style; imitate what you did in the movie. After many long, cold, and super snowy days, I finally was able to come with something similar to what you did. Here it was...

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My question is this. What does it take to write your name in cursive, as opposed to simply 'printing' it in a snowbank? Thanks man.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Bong or a blunt?

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
Canadian or American?

and if u said american...what drugs are you on that made u think that?

-+teamtdot.com - freeriders unite+-
 
gieco or all-state?

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
zebra or cheetah thong?

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
how could winter park improve for the following season? did you ever conquer that big quad kink ledge that you and stevie smith got busted on?

www.jibij.com
 
i heard you are planning on putting a rail across chads and sliding it...when can we expect to see this?

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...they wont let me put in my mike tyson quote so i have nothing to say...

*NS Skateboarders*
 
travis...what are your hobbies outside of skiing. what keeps you going on the down days or in the summer?

Campbell

"drive to atlanta. kill atlantaski. come back home. sleep for 2 days with the biggest smile on my face." - Lord_Piot

 
You have a pic in the Feb Freeskiier.

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

"When did clear heels become the whore uniform? Did they have some sort of whore convention and someone said, 'We need something new. Something that just says "nasty".'And one girl said,'I got it! Clear heels!' 'Ooooo girl, you disgusting!'" -Chris Rock

MT CREW
 
have you done any bc stuff recently? if you haven't do you plan to?

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
i saw two of your shots being filmed in your segment in high 5. two park rail shots from keystone. the rollercoaster 450 and the switch up 270 out over the flat gap down rail. how did it feel to be in my presense? i also watched you slide that teetor tauter rail while you showed your tanned buttox to a camera man. it was such a treat for a timid wisconsin skier to see.

 
i actually cant remember if his buttcheeks where tanned or pale, but i do know his crack was filthy with feces.

 
did you think it was strange and cool how that scene in wedding crashers (where owen wilson is feeling up the milf and she calls him a pervert)was never resolved and just left you hanging?

also, do you have an innie or an outie, and if its an outie can i suck it?

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random fact: my kitty is chasssing the lletteres as I type them./,.,.,.,.,.,,weeeeeeeeeeee eeeee can't catch this, BITCH -SteezePatrol

www.Freeheellife.com
 
Ask that basterd why he had to wear the same colored ski outfit as me when we would ski together.

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-giarc rekoc-
 
wuts ur favorite rotation?

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk

 
how come this is a fake forum

New Skis:$400

New Boots:$300

New Outfit:$350

Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
 
how many times have you got laid?

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Since Travis is in rehab for spending too much time in the NS Ski Gabber Forum, I will answer your questions for him.

I hook up with hot bitches, I smoke uhh, tobacco, and I will continue to blow your minds with new sick shit.

now get off your computer and go skiing.

...he died doing what he loved. He will always be rememberd as a great snowboarder, but more importantly as a great friend.

In loving memory of Josh Malay.

RED TEAM!
 
travis, why do you have to be so damn steeezy

jack.

so JF, are you still drinking?

no......why..........are you buying?
 
If you wanted slow motion in your part, would Josh Berman pander to your vanity?

Also, what do you thin about there being no slo-mo in High Five?

 
so how much is atomic paying you to make you stay with them?

like a bisexual......yes ted that was the joke.
 
are the trips fuckin dope or what?

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.

-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"

 
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