Trash Talk.

cbeebzthasteeze

cbeebzthasteeze

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So my school is having a Volleyball tournament, and a common thing to happen is trash talking. I know NS is overly competitive, so tell me NS, what is your favorite way/time to trash talk?
 
You are so uncreative that you can't even come up with your own trash talk line. Or did you just wanna be a troll?
 
you could always try this
whats the difference between your dead mom and your girlfriend? i havnt sleept with your dead mom lately.
 
in middle school i used to tell girls

"you used to be a tight end, Now you're a wide receiver"

it can work as 2 insults
 
Best sports trash talk I have heard:
During England vs Germany soccer games the English crowd will all yell "If you won the war stand up!" and then all stand up. Haha fucking Germans that one must piss em off.
 
pick out random numbers and yell at them all game. 33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck!!!!!!!!!!! hey 33!!!!!! i can see your maxi-pad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey 33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
In highschool basketball games would chant about the other team having stds to which they replied "at least we get some" haha classic
 
at a volleyball game this year we beaked the other teams manager cuz he had a v neck on that was purple until he finally just walked out
 
try to come up with a hype word or phrase to yell at your opponents and/or say in passing. I do it a lot in beer pong, basketball, soccer, and other day-to-day activities. For example, occasionally in beer pong, just before i shoot i'll say "flame on" or "not gay". the latter is an inside joke, as is the former, however you get the idea.

sparknotes: pick one funny/insulting word or phrase to say to your opponents and say it all the time throughout the game; before you serve, in celebration, when you shake their hands after defeating them, etc.

 
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You suck, ya jackass.
 
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. I need more abortion/birth related trash talk, even though I don't use any.
 
just pick one person, yell his/her name and kinda draw the attention of all the other people there, so the soon-to-be-victim is looking at you and everybody awaits your words.

then just say like "nobody loves you". funny because everybody expects something harsher.
 
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