Trash cans being painted red to symbolize blood???

twistedxfaith

twistedxfaith

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I figured that would get you to click. Okay, so heres the deal, my two friends, Abby and Tim have been messing around for several months, only Abby has a long distance boyfriend so he knew nothing. So finally Abby decides that she wants it to stop with him. Hes basically crushed blah blah. So somehow i get dragged into it and I've become wicked good friends with him,and hes over her and whatever. I am tryin to figure out if he has a thing for me or not.We talk on the phone every night for at least 2 hours. We don't really hang out alone, but I think we will soon. He also invited me to go to his family's campground thing memorial day weekend. We flirt occasionally, but it doesnt seem anything outrageous. He also talks about other girls to me. Whats his deal?

 
More than likely he's a robot/alien. Your best bet is to stab him in the chest with a large wooden stick and hope to pierce one of his many alien hearts. Then, to finish, stab yourself in the chest as well for coming up with such a horrendously stupid title for this thread.
 
First Method

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both

lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any

purchase they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
 
1. write down your social secunrity number and send it to me.

2. withdraw your bank account and send its contents to me.

3. put all of your valuibles in a box and send them to me.

4. i will write a real reponse in the ladies men cult.
 
guys dont talk on the phone for two hours a day to a chick they dont want to bone while dancing. get a clue. If you think he might like you, he does.
 
personally, after looking at your pictures, i'm going to assume he's interested. and if you talk to him on the phone for 2 hours a day, he obviously likes you. and if he invited you somewhere with his family, he DEFINITELY wants you.
 
First Method

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both

lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any

purchase they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
 
i say go to the dance with both boys. just keep telling em different excuses to leave... they will never catch on.
 
fuck him, and thank you for wasting my time...... trash cans being painted red to symbolize blood????? im not to sure why i clicked on this stupid thread
 
Dude I had a friend who did that for his senior prom, he was dating two girls simultaneously and they both went to the same prom, he just kept saying he had to go do something and go be with the other one. haha, mother fucker pulled it off too.
 
ok this is what you should do... when you two are alone drop to your knees in front of him, if he pulls his pants down he likes you, if he doesnt then he is a homo
 
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