Translating Pop/Rap for Older Generations

[hypnopenguin]

I'll start:

Big Poppa-Biggie Smalls

"I enjoy the sensation when thou addresses me as large father"

Bitches aint Shit-Dr. Dre

"Females are indeed not worthy unless they disrespect themselves"

Love Sosa-Chief Keef

"Females appreciate the company of a mr. Keith Cozart"

 

[Nacho+]

'Bitches aint shit to me"

to

"females are not my priority"

 

[youngdtay]

The Gargantuan Patriarch is one of my favorite rappers.