trampoline/springs

S

strode

Active member
just bought a 15' jumpking and since i'm only ten lbs under the recommended weight limit (200 lbs) i touch the ground every once in a while....i remember a post a while back about crossing springs (X X X) or alternating them (/\/\/\). should i buy a another set of springs and have two sets on at once or just jump a whole lot until i lose a bunch of weight

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
is it brand new? cuz on my brand new 14' jumpking, i dont hit ground no mo

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

Poniverus

 
It would be sweet if you bought another set of springs. You could get so much higher. Why have I never thought of that before.

 
^prolly cuz they cost like 80 bucks or something

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

Poniverus

 
i concur

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
actually i found a brand new set for about $40

and yes sam it is a brand new 15' jumpking from your club (sams club)

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
you dont need new springs, just XXXXX them. And dont ask any other quesions because i just gave you the answer. Go out to your backyard and do that.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
^wow that's a two person job i'll have to wait for my gf to get home cuz i can't stretch the springs that far

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
dspin7x you fucking god damn motherfuckin piece of goddamn fuckin shit bastard it took me so fucking long to cross those fucking springs, then it took me six bounces before my fucking feet slammed into the fucking ground. now i'm in the fucking process of taking the fucking springs off which is ten times harder than putting them on and my mat is all stretched out and half my mat loops got snagged in the fucking metal rings and most of those wont go back to fucking normal.

thanks dick

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
its not my fault youre a fucking fat ass man, without my springs crossed i never hit bottom, and with them crossed i sure as hell never did. And i dont care what you say crossing the springs gives you more bounce ask anyone on the site thats done it.

And another thing, ya its hard work to cross the springs but dont be such a little puss about it man. My 14 year old brother crossed our springs the second time i had to do it. Get your finger out of your vagina

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
i'm just gonna get a second set of springs anyway....i thought it was clear that i was a fat ass and i was already hitting the ground.....and you're right i did get higher.....which mean i got lower as well.....my fuckin ankle hurts

oh and my springs are brand fucking new which makes them sort of hard to stretch out.....the only thing that really sucks is that i can't get some of the d-ring to go back into the mat loopscuz the corners got pulled so hard

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
cry me a river princess.

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
HOLY SHIT! I think somebody needs a wee bit of anger management classes. Yep yep yep.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ANGER!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! KILL KILL!!!!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
Screw 'KILL KILL'! Stick to 'EAT EAT EAT!!!!!!!'

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
If you eat enough, you might be in league with sam, now thats a day to be prowd of.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
wow, elasmos horny

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
First off, I eat TONS. Second, where the hell did you get that I was horny out of 'EAT EAT EAT!'?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
if you eat it, doesnt that make it food?

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
Not if my mom cooked it...

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
haha, noteefa's horny. i was just kidding, everybody calm down

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
if you buy new springs you might as well buy an entire new tramp....the springs aren't the only thing that make you go higher!!...the bed itself loosen ups therefor making it harder to go higher....hense how ross beds make you go higher with alot less effort...the material used to make the bed stays tighter longer :-)

Ponivers CO.

www.poniverusonline.tk

poniverus@yahoo.com

 
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