Trampoline sponser

Only if they can spell SPONSOR.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Yeah, the Special Olympic committee might think about it.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
bahahahah, ya im sure a trampoline company will sponsor you if you can do tricks the average 12 year old can do on his 3rd day on a trampoline, and the special olymic quote was gold

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004
 
IMA I WINNER! HERAY!

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
i got a sponsor cus i held the trampoline companies up till they gave me a trampoline. I get free t-shirts too.

mean people suck
 
hahahaha, trampoline sponsor, that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. people are so stupid and desperate, come on buddy, think things through and rationalise before you say things

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
^ i agree with papa, this is a pretty stupid thing to try to get sponsored for.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
ahahahaha im sponsered by wal mart tramps inc.

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hey i just learned cork 7s on my tramp and thought it was cool, dont get me down now

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
uuhh....i'm trying to get sponsored for freestyle walking...seriously...i'll show my switch cork 10's off a garbage bin.

okay man,you got it:

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'I hope you have reached a high level of happinness now.
 
^^ sarcasm dumbass

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
by whatever company man,like local grocery store,they give you some shirts to wear that say:By Our Food' and just freestyle walking downtown,super high,and they'll give me money,cause it will become my job,and i'll have kids and a hot wife and the fastest car...

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
yeah,it was sarcasm

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
^hahahaha, i think thats called soapshoeing, thats about as cool as AIDs

___________________

-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER
 
'i think thats called soapshoeing, thats about as cool as AIDs' = funniest thing ive ever read

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
I'm a professional shitter... I get sponsored to eat a pound of macadamia nuts every day so i can get these huge turds that smell worse than a cow's asshole.

My turds get used in toilet commercials and shit... I guess someone has to do it.

_________________

its not in the eye of the beholder, its in the eye of the beerholder.

-What
 
Yeah, someday I hope I can do something a bit more meaningful with my life...

_________________

its not in the eye of the beholder, its in the eye of the beerholder.

-What
 
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